June 22nd, 2009, 06:18 PM
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Open Post: Hosted By Jakey & Reese's Matchy Matchy Outfits
Isn't this precious? It reminds of my junior high school days when my friends (who were all girls, duh) wanted to dress the same every Friday for some stupid reason. It was always an epic failure! No matter how hard we tried, we never matched.
For example: we would all agree to wear a red-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes, because that's something we all had in our closet. Friday would come and not one bitch would get it right. One bitch would wear a hot pink t-shirt with blue jeans and white shoes. Another ho would wear a red t-shirt with a giant Tasmanian Devil on the front. The rest of us would claim we forgot and wear something completely different. This would cause one dumb ho to ask the important question, " How can we be down forever if we can't even do this one little thing together? The school needs to know how tight we are." Then we would all hug and promise to try harder next week. But nobody would. Junior high was so bizarre.
Come to think of it. I'm no longer friends with any of those bitches, so they were totally right. There's no way we could be friends forever since we couldn't even come together by wearing the same outfit on the same day!
Here's Jakey and Reese in DC yesterday proving that they will be best homegirls til the end of time.
Although, I wish they would've worn Jakey's first choice for a matching outfit: assless hot pink coochie cutters and a midriff t-shirt with the words " Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" written on the front. Open Post: Hosted By Jakey & Reese's Matchy Matchy Outfits | Dlisted
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June 22nd, 2009, 06:21 PM
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Ugh, does anything look worse!
I guess this is another 'Look at us! We're a real couple' show.
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June 22nd, 2009, 06:23 PM
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Betcha Jakey coordinated the outfits, too. 
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June 22nd, 2009, 08:43 PM
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Are his shoes pink and white? They seem totally fake as a couple.
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June 22nd, 2009, 10:49 PM
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They're definitely double-bearding. I'm convinced of it.
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June 23rd, 2009, 03:15 AM
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Betcha Jakey coordinated the outfits, too. |
You know it, girlfriend loves dress up!!! 
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June 23rd, 2009, 06:29 AM
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They are about as exciting as lumpy oatmeal together.
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June 23rd, 2009, 06:35 AM
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^ and not at all sexy.
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June 23rd, 2009, 02:30 PM
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They're definitely double-bearding. I'm convinced of it.
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I was just going to say.. if they are pretending they work pretty hard at it. Why would they work so hard to hide their real nature??? I don't understand it. That's extreme, in my op. Especially in this day and age.. who cares.
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June 23rd, 2009, 05:34 PM
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aaw, they're cute. i don't believe he's gay/she's his beard.
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June 23rd, 2009, 05:35 PM
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Toothy!! You can do better than this! Come on.
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June 23rd, 2009, 07:34 PM
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June 24th, 2009, 06:45 PM
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Quote:
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Are his shoes pink and white? They seem totally fake as a couple.
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they're orange & white.
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June 25th, 2009, 02:56 AM
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I think they look lovely.
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July 2nd, 2009, 12:45 PM
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How unfortunate.
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