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    Default Ryan Seacrest's school pic

    Monday, June 8th 2009
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    Ryan Gaycrest was on Conan last week and brought this precious picture of him as a child. Yes, Gaycrest used to be a middle-aged fat lesbian. Please tell Joel McHale has already tattooed this picture on his ass. I'm about to do just that, because this is too beautiful for words. Why do celebwhores look so much more interesting as kids.

    Now that is a dude I would share a box (or twenty) of Ring Dings with.

    This picture also makes me want to break into my elementary school and burn every yearbook and piece of microfiche containing my picture. You should do the same.

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    Good lord, no wonder he's so obsessed with his looks.
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    I still can't believe that is Ryan..too funny!

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    He did a great job with the transformation!

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    he's giving SERIOUS gayface right there.
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    Damnn!!!! No wonder he's so self-conscious!!!
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    Totally nerdy, but come on, he was a cute kid even with the braces and dorky glasses. He's not hot now IMO, but he's not that bad either.

    You know what fat kid turned into a real piece of ass? Jerry O'Connell!!!

    FROM THIS:



    TO THIS!!




    There's still hope for those dorky chunky kids out there.

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    LMAO *drops dead*

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    Not gay. No way. Are those saggy white jocks about 3 sizes too big or does he have an incredibly small package?
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Not gay. No way. Are those saggy white jocks about 3 sizes too big or does he have an incredibly small package?
    i think the latter.
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    I find that in a lot of instances people who go through 'awkward' phases come out pretty good in the end.

    Of course I say that, as my awkward phase was the longest and ugliest awkward phase anyone possibly could have been a victim to.
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    For some reason I thought of Mark Chapman when I saw that photo. I think it's the glasses..

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    michael k's middle-aged fat lesbian comment is spot on!
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    The sad thing about this picture is that poor Vern would be average by today's standards. There's some real porkers in the preteen set these days.

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    OMG! No way!!!!!!!
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    I guess we finally know the identity of the kid in this photo:

    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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