Christina Aguilera's eyebrows

**mrs.v** · April 25th, 2009, 06:46 PM

Your Eyebrows Scare Me

Bat Boy put Xtina up to this, right? He wants to become Transylvania's hottest couple and that's why Xtina's eyebrows vant to suck my blood. It's not normal for a pair of eyebrows to look like they want to take me into their arms, lead me in a waltz around the room and sink their teefs into my neck after dipping me. No, eyebrows should not look like they belong on a box of Count Chocula. Those are some super vampire eyebrows too! We shouldn't be seeing them in pictures. Strange powers!
I'd be willing to look past Xtina's continuous violation of red lipstick if she rectifies her eyebrow situation. Throw some garlic powder on those things and start again. Bat Boy isn't always right.
Xtina and her dracu-brows serenaded the crowd with her glorious "chipmunk getting castrated without anesthesia" voice at an event for the Gay & Lesbian Center of L.A. last night.
This party was a clusterfuck! Some of the hos were just there for the photo-op while others were obviously just there for the open bar (IN THIS ECONOMY). And why does Wonky McValtrex keep getting invited to events? Doesn't that break several health code violations? I need to look it up.
Anyway, here's some of the trollops at last night's party. They are: Linda Perry, the dead Pomeranian on her head, Xtina, rapey-faced Slade Smiley, Gretchen "No Moral Character" Rossi, Cybil Shepherd, Wonky, Cybil's gayelle daughter Clementine Ford, Dita Von Teese, rapey-faced Doug Reinhardt, legendary Jennifer Coolidge and Sharon Stone.

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**Rondette** · April 25th, 2009, 07:07 PM

wooh...they are bad. I mean, if they were actually real and not blatantly drawn on they wouldn't be quite so bad...how can she think that that looks good??

**B.C.** · April 25th, 2009, 07:18 PM

They look stenciled.

**qwerty** · April 25th, 2009, 07:34 PM

^^I agree. I can't believe how much makeup she wears. She must be applying her foundation with a spatula.

**Penny Lane** · April 25th, 2009, 09:21 PM

She wears so much makeup... her skin will be shit in 10 years.

DitaPage* · April 25th, 2009, 09:32 PM

I'll just state the obvious..

Those eyebrows are tragic.

**Nightdragon** · April 25th, 2009, 09:56 PM

Holy crap WTF!

**emkat** · April 25th, 2009, 10:28 PM

She looks weird; I hardly recognized her. Nose looks different or something.

**azoria** · April 26th, 2009, 12:53 AM

Not enough mascara. Her eyelashes aren't completely glued together.

I thought she was supposed to be some kind of home girl? More like spackle Barbie.

**sparkly** · April 26th, 2009, 01:17 AM

Eww she's just plain nasty looking. She needs to try a new brand of foundation, because that one isn't hiding the ugly.

**Beeyotch** · April 26th, 2009, 01:36 AM

WTF is up with her nose?!?!? And yes, whoever drew on those crazy-ass eyebrows needs to be clued in to the fact that it's not 1946 anymore, and Xtina is not Joan Crawford.

**HWBL** · April 26th, 2009, 04:07 AM

Bad eyebrows or not, she's fugly. She has a fantastic voice, but chooses
to scream her way through most of her material. She's young, but chooses
to wear make-up that Hollywood stars in the Golden Age used as pancake
in front of the cameras. A blind person has better fashion sense than she has.
She's all wrong, that's all.

**Shalev** · April 26th, 2009, 04:41 AM

Old news.

Before:

DitaPage* · April 26th, 2009, 05:49 AM

Her hair has never looked good, seriously!

Her eyebrows look nice in the BIG photo, the professional photo, where her head is turned to the side. Her skin does not.