Valentino's tan

**mrs.v** · April 2nd, 2009, 05:39 PM

Put A Diaper On It

For those of you that are taking Alli, I suggest that the next time your asshole starts leaking greasy diarrhea, you bottle that shit STAT! Valentino will buy it from you by the gallon, because it looks like he loves to slather his face in poopy oil. That's his look. You might see a colonic gone wrong, but Valentino sees booty and poofection.
Here's Valentino looking like something Brit Brit might fart out at the premiere of his documentary in Los Angeles last night with Fishsticks and Anne Hathaway.

**Beeyotch** · April 2nd, 2009, 05:41 PM

How freakin embarrassing is that?!? He's Valentino, for chrissakes, a fashion genius and icon--and he's got an orange mask on his face. You'd think someone would have told him?

**twitchy2.0** · April 2nd, 2009, 06:23 PM

He must know. This isn't the first time.

**Beeyotch** · April 2nd, 2009, 06:26 PM

I think everyone around him might be too intimidated to tell the great Valentino that he looks ridiculous. So it might never occur to him. Emperor's New Clothes syndrome.

Still, you'd think he'd look at pictures like these...

**angelais** · April 2nd, 2009, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

I think everyone around him might be too intimidated to tell the great Valentino that he looks ridiculous. So it might never occur to him. Emperor's New Clothes syndrome.

Still, you'd think he'd look at pictures like these...

Yeah, if they said something to him, they couldn't score all the free clothing.

**dangerous** · April 2nd, 2009, 07:25 PM

he just looks so young here. lemme guess, he's 35 right? 40 tops?

I wonder if it rubbed off in her hair.

**Laurent** · April 2nd, 2009, 07:48 PM

I"m guessing he's someone who believes any tan looks good.

**Mivvi21** · April 2nd, 2009, 09:13 PM

Horrible. I can't believe he looks in the mirror and thinks this looks good. Do yourself a favor and wash that shit off.

**msdeb** · April 2nd, 2009, 09:21 PM

he's the color of the car.

**ArmyWifey** · April 2nd, 2009, 09:24 PM

Someone must have discovered Lindsay Lohans new tanning place...

**MarieAntoinette** · April 3rd, 2009, 12:04 AM

He is either totally deranged or he is trying to be the male version of those japanese Ganguro girls.

**Palermo** · April 3rd, 2009, 07:57 AM

My guess is his eyesight is going. I'm embarassed to be Italian looking at that

**Voodoo Child** · April 3rd, 2009, 07:25 PM

What on earth is that shit???????

**thetrapezium** · April 4th, 2009, 07:13 PM

a little comment from the girls at Go Fug Yourself...

VALENTINO: Anne. Pet.

ANNE HATHAWAY: Hello!

VALENTINO: I cannot believe my eyes.

ANNE: Thank you! I AM pretty pleased with my dress. My cleavage looks a bit fabulous.

VALENTINO: SO WHITE.

ANNE: ... Okay, now I have no idea whether it's a compliment or not.

VALENTINO: How are you so PALE? It's so UNNATURAL!

ANNE: ... Did he just tell me MY skin is unnatural?

VALENTINO: Skin the color of paper! It has to be a practical joke! Where is that George Clooney? Is he behind this?

ANNE: But this is totally the skin color I was born with -- I'm fair, you know? I like myself that way.

VALENTINO: Like? LIKE?

ANNE: Yeah! I'm proud of how I look. Porcelain skin is in, man.

VALENTINO: HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

ANNE: No, really, it's...

VALENTINO: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

ANNE: You're serious?

VALENTINO: HA.

ANNE: Because...

VALENTINO: HAH HA HAAAAAAAAA HA HA HAAA. IT MADE A FUNNY! HA HA HA HA!

ANNE: This is going to be a long night.

Well Played, Anne Hathaway