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    Default Louisa Tuck [Model]

    Louisa Tuck aka Crystal Gunns




    You may of heard about her in the news recently...

    Crystal Gunns:from pornstar to lunch lady
    [youtube]2eL1MH462TI[/youtube]

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    Colonel Hyde, you never cease to amaze me. LOL!
    Rock the fuck on!

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    I bet if she had those ridiculously fake pontoons taken out before she got the job, nobody would have every recognized her.

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    I think Crystal (Louisa) deserves praise for her work as School aide and a volunteer worker at her local YMCA.
    She should'nt be scorned just for wanting to put a little back.

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    Holy lipliner!
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Mistake in the title. It ought to read: Louisa Tuck [Hideous Freak] ...Because there's no way that thing is a model
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    She's got quite the wonk too..

    An aide at a New Jersey elementary school and a local YMCA is described by one parent as "an excellent role model," but others say someone who played the roles the woman has shouldn't be working with young children.
    Crystal Gunns attending the the 2004 Gentleman's Club Owners Expo at Mandalay Bay Convention Center in Las Vegas.
    (Bill McClelland/FilmMagic/Getty Images)



    It turns out that Louisa Tuck, a cafeteria and playground aide at D'Ippolito Elementary School in Vineland, N.J., used to be an adult film star who went by the name of Crystal Gunns.
    She was hired as a part-time aide in June, but school officials learned about her past only recently.
    When district officials found out, according to ABC News Philadelphia affiliate WPVI-TV, they talked to their lawyers about what they could do but they were told they didn't have any cause to fire her.
    A district lawyer reportedly said that there was nothing illegal about Tuck's Web site, photo spreads and movies.




    "It's a constitutional privilege of free expression. She's employed by the school district, but that doesn't take away her constitutional rights," Frank DiDomenico, an associate solicitor for the school board, told The Daily Journal, the Vineland newspaper.
    He told the newspaper that during the interview process, the district wouldn't have had any way to learn about Tuck's work in the adult entertainment industry.
    "There's no way the board could delve into someone's private life," he told the newspaper.

    Tuck reportedly said she hasn't worked in the adult entertainment indusrtry in five years and what she did in the past shouldn't be held against her. She even compared herself to president-elect Barack Obama, who in his memoir "The Audacity of Hope" talked about how he experimented with drugs in his youth.
    "If this is about morality, our president-elect has admitted to doing crack, and he's our president. Does that make him a bad person?" Tuck told The Daily Journal. "Bill Clinton smoked pot. Does that make him a bad person?"
    But some parents reportedly don't agree.
    "I understand it's her personal life, but I don't feel someone with that background should be working with young children at all," preschool teacher Maria Martin, who has children at the school, told WPVI-TV.



    ABC News: School Aide's Porn Past Angers Parents
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    Colonel, shouldnt you just be at a big busty site?
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    She's ugly.

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    I love your threads Colonel

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    Her face is busted.



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    mmm hot. bet they feel like rocks.

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    She needs to be in the Just Plain Scary section.

    Not attractive at all.
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    It's interesting though how these woman have very unattractive faces. Is it a way to deflect? Especially these women with the HUGE boobs that make Pamela look like an A cup. I bet they have major issues. Sad really.
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