Sanjaya Malakar [Entertainer] - Page 2

WitchHazelEyed · March 4th, 2008, 04:26 PM

... Hmmm saw the picture.... no palpitations.... no fainting spells ... no reaction really....

I guess I am just NOT attracted to teenage homosexuals with no body hair, a physique like he spent a month on a ventilator, and absolutely no discernible talent whatsoever. Oh well. To each their own.

mrs.v · March 4th, 2008, 05:36 PM

HelpMeRhonda · March 4th, 2008, 05:48 PM

Oh good lord are we back to this again?!

Grimmlok · March 4th, 2008, 06:45 PM

HAYHAYHAY! *kisses*

DoveFeatheredRaven · March 4th, 2008, 07:12 PM

Is Crying Girl posting here now, or what?

a31cefiro · March 5th, 2008, 11:57 AM

Eww, ectomorph body + giant eyebrows + icky pose = me rolling around on the ground in a puddle of my own vomit.

#1sanjayafan · March 5th, 2008, 05:15 PM

I never said they were gay. Jeffrey (the father) is divorced and trust me, of all the times I've chatted with Josh in the past, I have NEVER gotten a gay vibe from him. None whatsoever, and I consider my "gaydar" to be pretty darn accurate since one of my best friends is a homosexual and I know how they act.

Why is it so hard for you to accept that he just invited a couple of fans over for dinner and a night on the town out of the kindness of his heart? Sanjaya treats his fans like royalty and doesn't think of himself as this high and mighty celebrity who is above the "common people." He places his fans higher than himself even, and that is something that should be treasured, especially in this disgustingly materialistic, ME ME ME society. Whenever he makes appearances, like the book signing next week in NY, he ALWAYS schedules a private meet & greet for his Daze fans. There are so few of us (unfortunately) that he is able to spend quality time with each one of us and he does. Can you see Britney Spears or J-Lo doing that for their fans? Of course not, because they are self-absorbed empty shells of people who treat their fans like pawns in a chess game. Sanjaya is different.

Regarding his physique- About a month ago, Sanjaya hired a personal trainer to help him out at the gym and give tips on how to build muscle mass.. Of course he won't look like Arnold Schwarzenegger overnight, but you can tell that his abs are developing. Give it some time..

One more note about the pic- Sanjaya took it for his fans, not Jeff and Josh. They just happened to be handy at the time, so he asked them to do it. Sanjaya has expressed an interest in modeling and was posing for this picture, perhaps practicing for an audition. Then again, one of his fans suggested that he keep a photo log of his progress through his new exercise program, like taking one pic a week to keep track of how he's doing. If he does that, he better post ALL of them on our website, next time without the jeans lol. Don't you want to see Sanjaya in a Speedo or a thong (butt floss)? Come on Grimm, you know you'd like it!!!

I'd be willing to bet money that over HALF of the haters are secretly attracted to Sanjaya but just too cowardly to admit it. It's the ignorant sheepherd mentality that is ruining our society.

Since this is the "Hot Guys" pictures thread, it's only appropriate that I post my favorite sexy/cute pics of Sanjaya here. Of course the shirtless beats the rest of them pants down, ..oops, I mean hands down lol, but these come close-

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MAMAJAYA (JILL):

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**NoDayButToday** · March 6th, 2008, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by #1sanjayafan

I have NEVER gotten a gay vibe from him. None whatsoever, and I consider my "gaydar" to be pretty darn accurate since one of my best friends is a homosexual and I know how they act.

I found this statement to be kind of offensive. Just because your best friend is gay doesn't mean you are an expert on how all gay people act. Not all gay men are effeminate, not all gay women are butch. They come in all shapes, sizes, and manners of acting, they are people and don't all act the same. Not all gay people will have the personality your gay friend has. A significant portion of my friends are gay, some of them are effeminate gay men, some are butch lesbians, and some could "fool" those that claim to have good gaydar.

CherryDarling · March 6th, 2008, 10:07 AM

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I agree NoDay. WTF is that statement about?

Also, #1sanjayafan, the manifestos are great GR entertainment.

I just don't find men that look like girls sexy...I like a man to look like well, a man.

Grimmlok · March 6th, 2008, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by #1sanjayafan

I never said they were gay. Jeffrey (the father) is divorced and trust me, of all the times I've chatted with Josh in the past, I have NEVER gotten a gay vibe from him. None whatsoever, and I consider my "gaydar" to be pretty darn accurate since one of my best friends is a homosexual and I know how they act.

You need to return your gaydar to wal-mart for a refund, for realz. Sangaya is the gayest thing since Liberace, but because your ham sandwich is dripping for him you've deluded yourself.

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Why is it so hard for you to accept that he just invited a couple of fans over for dinner and a night on the town out of the kindness of his heart?

Invited them over, took them on a thuper shopping trip, had them take half naked sexy pictures of him... heck, that's super manly man stuff right there.

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Sanjaya treats his fans like royalty and doesn't think of himself as this high and mighty celebrity who is above the "common people." He places his fans higher than himself even, and that is something that should be treasured, especially in this disgustingly materialistic, ME ME ME society.

You really need to stop telling us what he thinks. You're not him, you don't have his fabulous hair or his mincing gait. You aren't him, you aren't BFF's with him, you don't hang out wih him, you aren't his therapist, you aren't privy to any deeply personal thoughts, and you aren't having sweet lisping nothings being sprayed into your ear as he porks you with his lil tanned peen.

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Whenever he makes appearances, like the book signing next week in NY, he ALWAYS schedules a private meet & greet for his Daze fans. There are so few of us (unfortunately)

*snicker*

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that he is able to spend quality time with each one of us and he does. Can you see Britney Spears or J-Lo doing that for their fans?

Hey, Shitney is giving dancing lessons to brainless 5 year olds and dealing with a messy divorce and J-Ho just crotchpuked some kids.. you know, things that heterosexual people go through.

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Of course not, because they are self-absorbed empty shells of people who treat their fans like pawns in a chess game. Sanjaya is different.

He's different alright. 1 out of 10 different.

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Regarding his physique- About a month ago, Sanjaya hired a personal trainer to help him out at the gym and give tips on how to build muscle mass.. Of course he won't look like Arnold Schwarzenegger overnight, but you can tell that his abs are developing. Give it some time..

He needs a personal trainer to show him how to do situps? Sad.

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One more note about the pic- Sanjaya took it for his fans, not Jeff and Josh. They just happened to be handy at the time, so he asked them to do it.

Yeah, nothing odd at all having some weird father son supersangaya fan duo take half naked pics of you. Hell, I have people do that all the time.

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Sanjaya has expressed an interest in modeling and was posing for this picture, perhaps practicing for an audition.

Yeah, or perhaps he was giving his creepy guests a going away present that couldn't be wiped off their mustaches when they step out the door.

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Then again, one of his fans suggested that he keep a photo log of his progress through his new exercise program, like taking one pic a week to keep track of how he's doing.

That's why he's striking the simpering pose. All gymbunnies do that to show progress. unched over, not flexed. totally professional.

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If he does that, he better post ALL of them on our website, next time without the jeans lol. Don't you want to see Sanjaya in a Speedo or a thong (butt floss)?

I would rather flambé and eat my own eyeballs.

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Come on Grimm, you know you'd like it!!!

I'd be willing to bet money that over HALF of the haters are secretly attracted to Sanjaya but just too cowardly to admit it. It's the ignorant sheepherd mentality that is ruining our society.

.... because multiple people find him hideous, his body shrunken and meatless and his 'talent' lacking means it's a herd mentality?

ever heard the term "If many people are saying something, it may be true?"

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Since this is the "Accomplished Men" pictures thread, it's only appropriate that I post my favorite sexy/cute pics of Sanjaya here. Of course the shirtless beats the rest of them pants down, ..oops, I mean hands down lol, but these come close-

I'm still trying to figure out what he accomplished besides becoming a joke. It isn't much of a challenge or stretch for him.

Trixiebelle · March 6th, 2008, 12:50 PM

While I admit these Sanjaya threads are good for some laughs, it's kinda disturbing that the OP (who claims to be a grown woman) finds someone with the body of a 12-year old boy "SEXY." Cute, I could deal with, but "sexy" is downright creepy.

mrs.v · March 6th, 2008, 01:54 PM

Oh,gawd.

heathersharon · March 6th, 2008, 02:45 PM

*claps hands with glee!!*
Oh LORD!! I've been sick, and this threadjaya is EXACTLY what I needed to feel better. I'm healed!! Its a miraclejaya!!!!!

moomies · March 6th, 2008, 03:36 PM

I wish I could give myself a fun fantard moniker.

msdebagain · March 6th, 2008, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by #1sanjayafan

He places his fans higher than himself even

uh, then it shouldnt be too high then?

Sanjayafan, you just crack me up! i'm a big American Idol fan, and Sanjaya was THE most mocked person on AI ever. You really are on the wrong gossip site if you are peddling your sanjaya wares here.
Maybe move on to John Travolta or Wayne Newton *wink wink*