Saw Lochte on Fashion Police last night and watched him again this morning. It was PAINFUL...he's got the personality of a stop sign. There were a lot of obvious edits during his appearance. I can only guess it was because he was so awkward.
Phelps is way more doable, at least I wouldn't have to ball-gag him.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Saw Lochte on Fashion Police last night and watched him again this morning. It was PAINFUL...he's got the personality of a stop sign. There were a lot of obvious edits during his appearance. I can only guess it was because he was so awkward.
Just had a sex dream about him![]()
Hell is empty, and all the devils are here
Well, how was he?
"Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs
"Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie
Exactly how my conscious mind told me he would be. All gentle and coaxing at first then demanding and moany (not in the good way). In fact, he was far more adept at stringing a sentence together than I imagine he would be in reality.
Hell is empty, and all the devils are here
So you didn't ball-gag him then? Brave of you. I'd lose my lady boner before he got a full sentence out.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Well, I assume my own brain couldn't even bring itself to dumb down that much
Hell is empty, and all the devils are here
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