November 16th, 2007, 10:09 PM
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Let me put it this way... Colin is hotter 
ok, so am I still drunk (and therefore, seeing things) or does Corey Haim, in those two pictures above (the recent ones of him), look like Bea Arthur. Seriously, go back and think about it 
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November 16th, 2007, 10:21 PM
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jesus christ, what happened to corey haim??? he was one of the top 3 romantic fantasies of my pre-teen years. *le sigh*
and feldman cracks me up. i just can't not like him. mouth rocks.
and yes, i agree with the poster who said he had very red, wet looking lips when he was younger.
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November 16th, 2007, 10:24 PM
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ok, so am I still drunk (and therefore, seeing things) or does Corey Haim, in those two pictures above (the recent ones of him), look like Bea Arthur. Seriously, go back and think about it |
Shit, I kinda see it.
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November 16th, 2007, 10:49 PM
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I always preferred Haim, but time has definitely been kinder to Feldman
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November 17th, 2007, 01:17 PM
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If Feldman backed away from the tweezers and pancake foundation, he might have a shot at reclaiming his former glory. We need a return of the Teen Bop King! His lips were totally killer... I wonder if that's why he got the character named MOUTH in Goonies. 
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November 17th, 2007, 01:25 PM
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If Feldman backed away from the tweezers and pancake foundation, he might have a shot at reclaiming his former glory. We need a return of the Teen Bop King! His lips were totally killer... I wonder if that's why he got the character named MOUTH in Goonies. |
Corey Feldman is a God just like he is..there are just so many haterz and jellus bitter fatties out there..at least you have hope of realizing the true nature of his great looks, hot body, and wonderful talent that can only truly be a gift from God. 
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November 17th, 2007, 01:48 PM
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Yup. The fact that he used to be Michael Jackson's "special little friend" does NOTHING to diminish his hotness!
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November 17th, 2007, 01:59 PM
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Corey Feldman is a God just like he is..there are just so many haterz and jellus bitter fatties out there..at least you have hope of realizing the true nature of his great looks, hot body, and wonderful talent that can only truly be a gift from God. |
Hellz yeah. Think of all the male child/teen stars since the reign of the Coreys. Some that come to mind: Haley Joel Osment? I don't think so! Macaulay Culkin? Gag! Elijah Wood? Nah. That poor acne ridden Ryder Strong from "Boy Meets World?" No way! Not even JTT! He was a pretender to the throne. Feldman would wipe the floor with those wimps. They are court jesters in his kingdom.
As for the Wacko Jacko connection... If YOU were Michael Jackson, wouldn't you have preyed on Corey too? Let's all be honest here. 
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November 17th, 2007, 02:05 PM
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Hellz yeah. Think of all the male child/teen stars since the reign of the Coreys. Some that come to mind: Haley Joel Osment? I don't think so! Macaulay Culkin? Gag! Elijah Wood? Nah. That poor acne ridden Ryder Strong from "Boy Meets World?" No way! Not even JTT! He was a pretender to the throne. Feldman would wipe the floor with those wimps. They are court jesters in his kingdom.
As for the Wacko Jacko connection... If YOU were Michael Jackson, wouldn't you have preyed on Corey too? Let's all be honest here. |
Oh. My. Dear. God. In. Heaven. You have done the impossible-I am now jellus of Michael Jackson!!!! 
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November 17th, 2007, 05:36 PM
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Have I been drinking and don't remember..and am now extremely drunk? There's no way a thread like this, about Corey Feldman, exists! |
ITA!  
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November 17th, 2007, 06:51 PM
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ok Sojita, i dont care so much for Corey Feldman, but last nite, i went to bed, after my nightly reading of GR. i dreamt i was at Disneyland in line, with Corey Feldman, and we were singing.
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November 17th, 2007, 09:45 PM
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that is because your subconscious wants Corey Feldman. All of us have an innate Jungian lust for Corey Feldman because he is the pinnacle of sexiness for all of humanity. Even straight men want Corey Feldman. Corey Haim switched just for Corey Feldman, you can see how jealous he is of his wife.
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November 17th, 2007, 10:15 PM
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^^ could not have said it better myself. It is the fourth level of the mind..there is the Superego, the ego, the Id, and the Corey.
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November 17th, 2007, 10:23 PM
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Haha, never thought I'd read that
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November 18th, 2007, 02:05 AM
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that is because your subconscious wants Corey Feldman. All of us have an innate Jungian lust for Corey Feldman because he is the pinnacle of sexiness for all of humanity. Even straight men want Corey Feldman. Corey Haim switched just for Corey Feldman, you can see how jealous he is of his wife.
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