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    I love me some Bruno Mars. But he does absolutely nothing for me in that way.
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    ^^ this. Im sure he is the nicest guy around and I love his music but yeah I would friend zone him.
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    He’s a pretty little thing, but there’s no hot.
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    What, so I'm the only one who would hit this? I thought he was so cute when he first came on to the scene, but I was not impressed with his music. It's only just now do I like his music. According to Enty, none of his relationships last because he's so conceited. I know Enty makes shit up, but if you listen to his music, Bruno seems so full of himself. And according to Enty, he screws anybody that shows interest, and if we so happened to be at the same party, yes I so would.

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    Go ahead then, electrocuted_sheep. For me, Bruno Mars does absolutely nothing. He has the weirdest body shape, like he's still in a child's body. No, thank you!
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    Yeah, he still looks pretty young, I'll admit that. Maybe it's because of his height?

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    He's very dainty and feminine.

    He looks like someone that would have a really, really small dick.
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    He's very pretty... there's something pre-pubescent about him that nullifies the hot for me. Maybe in 20 years or so.

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