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    Can the lamp post watch?
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    Crap, is there a gnome orgy tonight? Found the gnome glory hole


    Never appropriate to fake an orgasm with the little guys.
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    So THIS is where you all are. I've been over here chunking biscuits at the troll for days now to keep her alive for you jokers ;O
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    So THIS is where you all are. I've been over here chunking biscuits at the troll for days now to keep her alive for you jokers ;O
    so, it wasnt just me that thought that!
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    If you're really filthy, depraved and perverted you could get naked with a pile of lawn flamingos.

    Like this guy..

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    Finally, a truly funny thread. I'm proud of you witchcurlgirl!

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    ^^ Thank you
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    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    Αre garden gnomes good at bed?
    I think we should ask Katey Holmes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanna View Post
    I think we should ask Katey Holmes.
    eh, she'd just give us some CO$ approved quote anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Can the lamp post watch?

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    When I fake my orgasms with my garden gnomes, I have to turn them away so they cannot see when I 'pull out' and then grunt and toss a little warmed- up yogurt on their backs.
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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