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    WCG I googled gnome and looked for pictures and I think I found you (Kinda-NSFW)

    http://www.jamyewaxman.com/blog/arch...0so%20good.jpg

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    Tsssssssss... No-one here knows that garden gnomes have several G-spots, like me

    But that doesn't answer the OP's question...
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    to the op's question, it's probably okay (haha!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by karistiona View Post
    WCG I googled gnome and looked for pictures and I think I found you (Kinda-NSFW)

    http://www.jamyewaxman.com/blog/arch...0so%20good.jpg

    Great photo!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Not only are the good in bed, but scientists have proven they age better, and they have big ample round behinds.
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    at least he's always hard!
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    You people are sick! *runs to nearest gardening store to check the prices of garden gnomes.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by karistiona View Post
    WCG I googled gnome and looked for pictures and I think I found you (Kinda-NSFW)

    http://www.jamyewaxman.com/blog/arch...0so%20good.jpg



    So perverted. I love it!
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    Ahhh, you guys crack me up.
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    It's not wrong to fake orgasms if you have an ample butt, but it is if you're in a gloryhole, because you never know if it's with your 13 year old.

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    If you're faking orgasms in a gloryhole, you're just fucked up in general.
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    Those gnomes are such selfish lovers. That's why I prefer lawn jockeys.

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    Hahahahahahahaha!!!
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    Yeah, lawn jockeys are great for those who like to be tied up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixiebelle View Post
    Those gnomes are such selfish lovers. That's why I prefer lawn jockeys.
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    I'm thinking threesome...

    Me, the Gnome, and the Lawn Jockey....
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