View Poll Results: What's a bidet used for?

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  • For cleaning your private bits.

    32 82.05%
  • Option 1 is gross! Do that in the shower/bath. Bidet is for cleaning your feet!

    1 2.56%
  • It's for both cleaning bits and feet.

    2 5.13%
  • I use mine to keep my bottle of booze chilled.

    1 2.56%
  • Whatthefucks a bidet?

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    I thought it was originally intended for professional ladies to use after each "customer".

    Although when I was in Italy, a friend of mine used his to wash his clothes

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    I guess it's multipurpose?

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    It is primarily for cleaning your butt crack after you crap, right?
    Well, I wouldn't keep anything in there that I planned on consuming if it had ever been used to clean somebody's shitty ass crack.

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    How do you not get water (and other stuff) all over the place when you use one? It seems like you'd need some decent water pressure to get the job done, which seems like it would create some mess. Am I wrong? Somebody help me visualize this please!
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    There's a directional spray thingy. Some of them have a water jet that shoots upwards (make sure you are sitting down first!). You don't sit on them like a toilet, you kinda straddle them the other way around - or at least I do. It's not very elegant but it does the job and if you are very lucky and have good water pressure then that little spray nozzle can bring all kinds of added 'benefits' to the proceedure
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    I still say faerie princess dance fountain

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    Quote Originally Posted by crumpet View Post
    It is primarily for cleaning your butt crack after you crap, right?
    Well, I wouldn't keep anything in there that I planned on consuming if it had ever been used to clean somebody's shitty ass crack.
    Thank you!

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    Don't you still have to dry yourself off after using one though? I mean I've tried using the moist towels after I do my business and I just don't like that moist feeling.

    Is this TMI?
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    ^^yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by o0Amber0o View Post
    Don't you still have to dry yourself off after using one though? I mean I've tried using the moist towels after I do my business and I just don't like that moist feeling.

    Is this TMI?
    How do you dry yourself after an ordinary shower? Same answer.
    Jeezus H - this isn't rocket science ladies. You wash your hoohah with soap and water in a bidet and try yourself afterwards with a towel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    ^^yes.

    Sorry, love. <3 haha


    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    How do you dry yourself after an ordinary shower? Same answer.
    Jeezus H - this isn't rocket science ladies. You wash your hoohah with soap and water in a bidet and try yourself afterwards with a towel.
    So you have to get a clean towel everytime you use the bidet??? Or you just have a dirty vajayjay towel laying on the floor next to your toliet??

    It just seems like more work than it needs to be to wipe yourself after you go potty.
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    How often do you change your bath/shower towel? Same rules apply to bidet towels. You are drying a very clean area - that's the whole point of a bidet. It's only a small area so you only need to use a small hand towel. I guess some people prefer to use disposable paper towels or whatever.
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    *giggles*....I've been thinking about buying a bidet 'kit' for the master bath. A friend asked for and received one last year for Xmas from her husband and loves it. Didn't know they made them until then...and a bit pricey too.

    But now a whole new issue arises to complicate my decision. Hand towels (or hooha towels ) or disposable. Thanks A*O~
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    The best thing ever invented: Baby wipes. They're a permanent fixture in our bathrooms ever since we had the kid and discovered them. If I had to drop a deuce anywhere but home (rare) on a regular basis I'd probably carry a small pack in my purse!

    I'm talking the moist ones in a in a plastic dispenser for anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about (surely they have these everywhere though).
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    Quote Originally Posted by o0Amber0o View Post
    It just seems like more work than it needs to be to wipe yourself after you go potty.
    I guess some of us are anal like that.

    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    The best thing ever invented: Baby wipes.
    I use those too and love them!

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