Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.
it's my goal in life to be a rich, lazy, selfish bitch. but i want to be an anonymous, rich, lazy, selfish bitch.
the only inconvenient is that i don't want to work for it, and i'm not trophy wife material. *le sigh* i really need to win the lottery.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
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