The DLT Designs Fish Art Coffee Table ($50,000) is made of birchwood and MDF cast in epoxy, with 20 coats of finish throughout. It is remote controlled, battery operated, and has a spring-loading safety switch for its top insert panel, which rises to reveal a personal cocktail bar. It's shaped like a fish and also features a mono-print oil on canvas painting of marine life on its base and top panel. In the words of a co-worker, "It's the type of bad taste that only money can buy." But don't let that statement sway you.