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    Default Is it wrong if I fake orgasms with Garden Gnomes?

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    ^ As long as the gnomes are still getting theirs, I think it's all good. Fair is fair.
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    Is a gloryhole involved??
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    Quote Originally Posted by HelpMeRhonda View Post
    Is a gloryhole involved??

    Ok, but I may have to place the Gnome on a step stool



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    And it looks as if he's interested!

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Ok, but I may have to place the Gnome on a step stool

    Ok, just getting the mental picture right.
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    As long as you offer the garden gnome a drag of you post-coital ciggie afterwards, fair play to you. Of course it would be a cigarette smoked in frustration, rather than enjoyed and savoured in the afterglow.

    What the gnome doesn't know won't hurt the little bastard and his fragile little ego.
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    OMFg I saw the title and spewed beverage... this is bad as this is the second time in two days I have gotten liquids on my keyboard; at least it's only water instead of soda this time.

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    It's very wrong to fake an O with a garden gnome. Besides, they KNOW.

    Don't think for a second that you're fooling them. And they WILL get you back.
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    Αre garden gnomes good at bed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    Αre garden gnomes good at bed?

    Not only are the good in bed, but scientists have proven they age better, and they have big ample round behinds. See:




    Oh, and the beard is an added bonus during oral sex, it tickles. Don't even get me started on what I can do with the pointy hat.



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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Not only are the good in bed, but scientists have proven they age better, and they have big ample round behinds. See:




    Oh, and the beard is an added bonus during oral sex, it tickles. Don't even get me started on what I can do with the pointy hat.
    So,i am afraid i have to say,yes it is wrong to fake orgasms during secks with such gifted partners...
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    If the gnome is a lazy motherfucker, then why bother faking it? Take the same hedgetrimmers you used on the gloryhole fucker and snip his little log off.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxmobster View Post
    And it looks as if he's interested!

    at least he's always hard!
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    Oh hell, no! Why should you be bothered to fake an orgasm? Tell him to get his little gnome ass in gear and do shit right or else he might as well stay in the garden.

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