View Poll Results: What's a bidet used for?

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  • For cleaning your private bits.

    32 82.05%
  • Option 1 is gross! Do that in the shower/bath. Bidet is for cleaning your feet!

    1 2.56%
  • It's for both cleaning bits and feet.

    2 5.13%
  • I use mine to keep my bottle of booze chilled.

    1 2.56%
  • Whatthefucks a bidet?

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Thread: What is a bidet used for?

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    Default What is a bidet used for?

    A friend is trying to tell me a bidet was not originally made for washing your private bits. She said it's supposed to be used for washing your feet before you take a bath. WTF?

    I never heard this and thing she's a tard! What do you use your bidet for or what do you think it's for?

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    I use it as a toilet-side table for magazines and books myself. Have never washed private bits in it though I have heard that it's the use it's intended for.

    Isn't it kind of pointless to wash your feet before taking a bath?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanna View Post
    I use it as a toilet-side table for magazines and books myself. Have never washed private bits in it though I have heard that it's the use it's intended for.

    Isn't it kind of pointless to wash your feet before taking a bath?
    That's what I thought. Unless you're roaming around without shoes all day, they aren't going to muck up your bathwater.

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    It's to wash your bits after using the toilet and, as far as I know, always has been used for that purpose.
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    I had a friend with who owned a bidet. It was so nice. Had a heated seat too.

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    the poll should allow multiple answers. i think it's for both bits and feet and in a pinch it can come in handy to chill drinks at a party but people usually use the tub for that. maybe if that's already full or someone's sleeping in there. and a lot of people i know use it to store magazines, beauty produts, hair dryer and various other bathroom miscellania.
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    I have only once used a bidet. I had no idea what it was, I thought I'd broken the toilet

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    When I was stuck in Spain a few years back the shitty hotel I landed in didn't have toilet paper...only bidet's. It was, ahem, a refreshing way to clean yourself.
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    Whatthefucks a bidet?

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    You mean you actually put drinks in it??? Please tell me you are joking???????

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    Well, sure. You fill the tank with sangria and voila - ghetto party centerpiece!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeChayz View Post
    Well, sure. You fill the tank with sangria and voila - ghetto party centerpiece!

    and christmas punch!!
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    I think a bidet is a very civilized way to keep your arse clean. Much more thorough and hygienic than mopping up with yards of tissue paper. It's also handy for those of us who need to keep, ahem, 'extra fresh' at certain times of the month and and who don't have the time to take a shower. I also use mine for washing feet.
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    I like to spray ours and dance in it and pretend I'm a faerie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post

    and christmas punch!!
    You guys.

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