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Thread: Inside a $50M Bel Air Mansion With a Vintage Bowling Alley

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    Default Inside a $50M Bel Air Mansion With a Vintage Bowling Alley

    I'll take the inside pool and gym area.

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    I don't like the living room, but the rest of the house is really nice. The grounds are lovely.

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    I'll take the indoor pool (watched to the end...yay Prince, I guess?) and was looking forward to the bowling alley, but I would like it if it actually looked vintage, not like it was built in 1990. I'd like to have a wine cellar but I don't feel anything about it this one other than I'd like to get a look at the bottles.

    That kitchen looks like a playground designed by Kanye. WTF? The last thing I want in a kitchen is "curvature on the islands."

    These people really have a love for dusty purple.

    I want a murder mystery that centers around THE DOME.
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    Yes, the word vintage seems to get tossed around rather haphazardly anymore. It would be fun to live in a humongous place like this for a little while. With a bunch of friends, and party all the time. But to actually reside here I imagine would be too much work and stress for me. Just keeping the 20 bathrooms cleaned and stocked would be a fulltime job, lol.

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    i hate the whole thing. that dining room looks like a boardroom in a corporate brothel and the ceilings and weird wall treatments throughout are tacky as hell. that dome/entertainment addition in the yard looks like a mausoleum for a vegas casino owner. kill it with fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    Yes, the word vintage seems to get tossed around rather haphazardly anymore. It would be fun to live in a humongous place like this for a little while. With a bunch of friends, and party all the time. But to actually reside here I imagine would be too much work and stress for me. Just keeping the 20 bathrooms cleaned and stocked would be a fulltime job, lol.
    Yeah, there are houses posted on here that I'd love to throw a party/attend a party, but never live in just because it's just not my style.

    And yes, my idea of vintage and these housing shows' idea are wildly different. I had to laugh that he points out the art deco "theme" running throughout the house and I was actually confused because it never even entered my head there was a theme in the house other than "big and white" so imagine my surprise when he referenced it in regards to something in the bathroom - the Vogue shoe prints hanging on the wall or the fixtures or something. Whatever it was, it wasn't art deco to me.
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    That real estate agent boy was unprofessional and annoying imo. I just couldn't get over his jeans and tee shirt outfit for this video. If I were a rich person looking to blow $50 mil I'd ask for an actual professional to do the sale.

    Much of the house was not my style. That big marble slab wall thing? No. The kitchen? No. The "sexy" bedroom? What's was so sexy about it? Does that bed come with the house? Real estate boy made it sound like it does. Lol.
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    Gawd I couldn’t make it past the living room. It makes me ill to think of what $50 million could do and acquire, and someone is actually going to spend at least an amount approaching that on this hideous, tasteless pile of junk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    That real estate agent boy was unprofessional and annoying imo. I just couldn't get over his jeans and tee shirt outfit for this video. If I were a rich person looking to blow $50 mil I'd ask for an actual professional to do the sale.

    Much of the house was not my style. That big marble slab wall thing? No. The kitchen? No. The "sexy" bedroom? What's was so sexy about it? Does that bed come with the house? Real estate boy made it sound like it does. Lol.
    It's like how the real estate agents on House Hunters International would wear shorts. I know it's hot in certain places, but I just never could get past that. Jeans are not appropriate in every situation and it wouldn't make me want to buy a house more because he's casual. It's weird. I also did not get why the bedroom was sexy in any sense of the word.
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