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    Christmas is near and I want to get my kids some gardening gadget, they love to watch me work and I want them to start learning about it. Do you have any suggestions what I can get them?


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    When I read the thread title, I started singing the goose is getting fat song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lanek1209 View Post
    Christmas is near and I want to get my kids some gardening gadget, they love to watch me work and I want them to start learning about it. Do you have any suggestions what I can get them?

    A nice big chunk of charcoal will reduce the acidity of soil and promote garden-plant growth. I would fill their stockings with a bunch of these.

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    The next person that says fucking Christmas is getting punched in the mouth.
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    Basically, Greysfang is saying yule be sorry.
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    Festivus is near.

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    Why, yes, that is Idris Elba rapping in the middle of that song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    Festivus is near.
    Airing of the Grievances is my favorite part!
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post


    Why, yes, that is Idris Elba rapping in the middle of that song.
    I love C*******s music (I don't wanna be punched) and this is like my new favorite after God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman! And the Idris Elba addition to the song is making swoon right about now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    Festivus is near.
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    Airing of the Grievances is my favorite part!
    It's all about 'The Feats of Strength' baby
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    I'm gonna get punched by Greys. But maybe not if I don't type the word. I heart the season, and our card with our yellow lab (cause we don't have kids to show off) arrived yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    The next person that says fucking Christmas is getting punched in the mouth.
    I would NEVER say FUCKING Christmas. That is so disrespectful. Christmas is a time of joy and happiness to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior. I just say Merry Christmas - but I leave the fuck out. #LeaveFuckOutOfChristmas!
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    This thread is, you know, pretty good.
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