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Thread: Miami's Most Expensive Rental is a $150,000/Month Nightmare in Gold

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    Miami's Most Expensive Rental is a $150,000/Month Nightmare in Gold

    Gilded wrought iron fences, imported marble, archways galore all sound gorgeous, but of course everything's in the execution and this joint on Star Island, Miami's most expensive rental, looks like it was executed by somebody with gold teeth and a Grammy. On the rental market for $150,000, this oversized specimen of bling-ed out chic comes with the seemingly-just-made-up name of 'Casa La Bonita', a master suite with two marble baths, and a collection of art from "all over the world" (mostly Asia).
























































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    The zenith of bad taste.
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    The outside is gorgeous, but the inside needs to be torched.
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    Tony Montana's pied-a-terre. Just like I pictured it.
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    someone draw mohammed on every wall and call ISIS to come and burn it to the ground.
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    I hate the arches and columns.

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    Burn that shit and start new, it's hideous, there's no saving it from the state it's in.

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    Laughable, and so very Miami
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    The only thing I like is the kitchen. I'd like the dressing room if it had cool chairs and I like the outside canopy and backyard ocean. But those curtains inside look like coffin shrouds and there's no where to chill in there.
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    Ha! I have a friend that lived on star island. I can't wait to show him this just to fuck with him and ask if this was where he lived.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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