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Thread: Apartment for rent with on-property security system found on Craigslist New Orleans

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    Default Apartment for rent with on-property security system found on Craigslist New Orleans

    We're going to move in the next year or two and we're always tossing around ideas of where to go. New Orleans is hypothetically appealing in many ways, but browsing Craigslist has turned up a lot of really crummy and wildly overpriced crapshacks.

    I found this dump and its 'security system' to be a howler.



    $850 / 2br - 800ft2 - Nice 2 bedroom apartment with washer and dryer


    oooh real brick exterior, cracked concrete w/puddle



    Well at least there's security



    Here's the seeing eye camera. Scenic neighborhood.




    Landscaping!




    Partially furnished




    Here is the video surveillance conveniently located on top of the apartment fridge




    Genuine third world wiring for your electrocution convenience.




    Less than a thousand a month? Looks like a deal to me!

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    It's everything we all seek in a cheap rental.
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    That rent is insanely cheap - dump or not.
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    It's so much fun to make fun of the places the poor can afford to live, amirite? Fucking peasants, how come it's not a really nice place like all good people have?
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    The poor? You're talking about me. That apartment was in my price range which is why I opened the listing.

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    In my area you'd pay more than that to sleep on a balcony:

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    I'm loving the "genuine third world wiring for your electrocution convenience."
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    So many wires behind that tv. LOL.

    Anyway, not everyone can afford the best apartment in the best area. It's better than being out on the street with nowhere to go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebonnet View Post
    I'm loving the "genuine third world wiring for your electrocution convenience."
    Don't worry - only two of those wires carry enough voltage to electrocute you while you're doing food prep!

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