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    Garish, Gaudy South Africa House Has 'Best. Kitchen. Ever.'

    A tipster writes in to comment on this five-bedroom home in Johannesburg and asks, "May I also respectfully suggest a new feature—the worst (decorated) house of the day?" The R2,999,900 (
    $303,805) listing, he concludes, has the "Best. Kitchen. Ever." Naturally, the rest of the house, strongly representing what could happen if all the world's royal families regurgitated their design tastes, must also be seen to be believed. A look, below.












































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    That is an all out assault on my poor little eyeballs. I like gaudy sometimes, but this is just plain old UGLY.

    And I can't even make out the details of that kitchen with all those patterns. Are there multiple kitchen sinks?
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    I think they need to install at least 1000 more cabinets. In each room.
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    Can you imagine walking into that kitchen with a hangover?
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    There isn't one thing in that house that isn't offensive. Maybe the flat screen tv in the second to the last photo. That would be the only thing I could live with from this house. I can't even pick a room that's the worst. They are all so fucking hideous in their own way.
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    Each picture was getting progressively worse. I couldn't stomach to see that every day.
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    sweet baby jesus! why do people hate their (and our) eyes?!!
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    This is the worst house that I've ever seen on here. More like the WORST kitchen ever.
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    The kitchen looks like a laundromat.
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    It looks like a doll house, so ugly it can't be real. In the kitchen those are numerous trays of coffee cups and platters of stuff.....who lives here? I swear this looks like a very ugly doll house.

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    That house could trigger vertigo.

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    That was paid for with a lot of American women hair edges
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    You could make some AWESOME 1970s pornos in there.
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