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    Default Jennifer Love Hewitt's Toluca Lake Home For Sale

    This was exactly how I thought her house would look like, including the pink and white striped walls with stenciled vines, etc. The whole thing is awful.


    Who knew Jennifer Love Hewitt was such a real estate magnate? The actress is renting one home and selling another, both in the same Toluca Lake, Calif., neighborhood. The rental — a 4-bedroom, 4-bath home complete with a lakeside dock — is listed for $12,500 per month. JLove’s also selling a 6-bedroom, 6-bath house nearby for $2.89 million — check it out below:























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    1992 called, it wants all its ugly crap back.
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    i'm sure it reeks...of desperation.
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    Bathroom and kitchen look so dated.

    And even though it's JLH I *still* can't believe the pink and white striped walls and vine stencils crap. Jesus.
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    Dated is what I was going to say, and of course, desperate. I keep staring at that the marble looking crown moulding. I assume it's a wood with a faux finish. One of the ugliest features in a house I've seen.
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    The overall space is pretty nice - nothing a blowtorch and backhoe couldn't handle.
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    Much like JLH herself, there is nothing about it I like.

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    So very dated.

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    all the gold in the bathrooms are terrible.
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    All of the above. Worse than I imagined. Dated, desperate and bland.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    All of the above. Worse than I imagined. Dated, desperate and bland.
    Just like JLH.
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    holy fuck i want to vomit. hard.
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    Really gawd awful. The only thing I like is the gazebo lounge area out by the tiny assed pool. And the ballet room.

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    the brass in the bathroom is so awful! and it would appear fake vines over the stairs! ahhhh and is that sponge painting on the bedroom walls!!??
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    Ha! Yes! Sponge painting!!! Muahahaha!

    It could only be better if it were done in delicate shades of mauve, teal and gray. I'd go back a couple of years and say even mid to late '80s here. Ughhhhh.

    And it's an old early 50's house too. I looked it up on Zillow. I thought it had rather gracious bones under all that shit decor and hideous remodeling, plus the pool's old. I wonder if she even lived in this, or if she just bought it as an investment and has been renting it. I find it hard to believe she did this decorating herself, and there is no way in seven hells she paid anybody to do it, unless she was like ten years old at the time.
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