it's all good except for those nasty white leather la-z-boy things in the library and the fug black leather recliners or whatever those are in the bedroom.
i'd also change all their dining table chairs.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
I am not so picky. If someone said you can have this if you promise to change nothing, I'd just OK and move in.
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
*wonders what the bag of rocks hanging in the bathroom are for*
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
Count me in on the WTF is up with the bag of rocks!?!?!?!
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KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, let's have lots of drinks.
Fuck you all, I'm going viral.
Maybe it's ammo to use on men who either don't lift the seat to pee or don't put it down afterwards.
Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.
- Mark Twain
I hate the Wall o' Rorshach! That would fuck me up and I'd just sit there trying to figure out what each one REALLY looked like and what that told me about my fucked up self...
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
The ceilings look really low but maybe its just the photo angles.
"A true whore just loves her life." - Sluce
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