it's all good except for those nasty white leather la-z-boy things in the library and the fug black leather recliners or whatever those are in the bedroom.
i'd also change all their dining table chairs.
it's all good except for those nasty white leather la-z-boy things in the library and the fug black leather recliners or whatever those are in the bedroom.
i'd also change all their dining table chairs.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
I am not so picky. If someone said you can have this if you promise to change nothing, I'd just OK and move in.
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
*wonders what the bag of rocks hanging in the bathroom are for*
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
Count me in on the WTF is up with the bag of rocks!?!?!?!
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KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, let's have lots of drinks.
Maybe it's ammo to use on men who either don't lift the seat to pee or don't put it down afterwards.
In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
― Dr. Seuss
I was wondering too. A little too much wondering about that - maybe it's pumice?
I hate the Wall o' Rorshach! That would fuck me up and I'd just sit there trying to figure out what each one REALLY looked like and what that told me about my fucked up self...
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(_)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
The ceilings look really low but maybe its just the photo angles.
"Helicopters hovered over her mansion and a band of Chihuahuas was seen on her patio barking at all the action. "
"Welcome to the board, Asshole!" Twitchy 2.0
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