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    Some of these places look like showrooms, like nobody actually lives there, like it's merely set up for lovely photographs. Like THIS place. Ya gotta have one or two doggie hairs around with the two pups at least.
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    Not bad, but needs more color. I'll take the dogs and the pool.
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    ostentatious, and have fun navigating the entrance wading pool when you're drunk after one of your shit movies premiers.
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    ostentatious, overdone and devoid of any originality or style, kinda like his movies.
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    Sorry, I have a thing about taking a shower and a shit in a big glass box. I quite like the bits of the rest, especially the bedroom although the bed itself is one of those stupid platform things that guarantee you'll crack your shins every time you climb in or out of bed.
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    is that the old hulk hogan house? the steps through the pool look just like his did on the show (yes, i watch a few episodes and am suitably embarrassed).

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    This is actually way better than I would have expected from him. And as much as his movies are retarded, I am finding a soft spot for him since he's such an animal lover (offered reward for the red hoodie puppy drowner). Plus I think he's kinda hot. *slinks off*
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    I'd take it...

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    I would take my ostentatious, overdone and devoid of any originality ass right into this place and live there happily forever! I absolutely love every single thing about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8_uncut-jock View Post
    I would take my ostentatious, overdone and devoid of any originality ass right into this place and live there happily forever! I absolutely love every single thing about it.
    Same thing for me !
    Do you think my ostentatious, overdone and devoid of any originality ass could fit here with yours? :p
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    ^Ha! I'm pretty sure we could make it work!

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    i love it, but then again, i love miami beach

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    Cool pool, love the bathroom.

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    I like the dogs. Gimme.
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