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Old May 8th, 2009, 08:31 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Old May 8th, 2009, 08:35 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Old May 8th, 2009, 08:40 PM   #78 (permalink)
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From a dream interpretation website:
Testicles :
If one dreamt his testicles were big his power and money will increase.
If dreamt his testicles were cut means the enemy will overcome him.
If dreamt pulled out his left testicle and threw away , means his child is in danger.
If dreamt gifted his testicle to someone means his child is by a cheating.
If dreamt his testicle was swollen or had hernia means will receive a big money but he is in danger.
If dreamt his testicles were long and were pulled to the ground means a big money.
If dreamt gifted his testicles and the other also gifted his to him, means both of them will cheat with others wife.
If dreamt was peeling his testicle someone will suppress to his child.
If dreamt someone pressed his testicle and he was unconscious means there is a danger for his child or losing dignity.
If dreamt his testicle was tied with a rope means his business will be closed.
If dreamt about someone else's testicle means overcome the enemy.
If dreamt his testicle had a failure means a sorrow.
If dreamt cut under his testicle means his power will be cut.
Dreaming of testicles may also mean 1- child 2- family 3- money 4- dignity 5- achieving a wish

I don't see any mention of inhaling/sniffing/snorting but I still found it intriguing.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 08:45 PM   #79 (permalink)
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From a dream interpretation website:
Testicles :
If one dreamt his testicles were big his power and money will increase.
If dreamt his testicles were cut means the enemy will overcome him.
If dreamt pulled out his left testicle and threw away , means his child is in danger.
If dreamt gifted his testicle to someone means his child is by a cheating.
If dreamt his testicle was swollen or had hernia means will receive a big money but he is in danger.
If dreamt his testicles were long and were pulled to the ground means a big money.
If dreamt gifted his testicles and the other also gifted his to him, means both of them will cheat with others wife.
If dreamt was peeling his testicle someone will suppress to his child.
If dreamt someone pressed his testicle and he was unconscious means there is a danger for his child or losing dignity.
If dreamt his testicle was tied with a rope means his business will be closed.
If dreamt about someone else's testicle means overcome the enemy.
If dreamt his testicle had a failure means a sorrow.
If dreamt cut under his testicle means his power will be cut.
Dreaming of testicles may also mean 1- child 2- family 3- money 4- dignity 5- achieving a wish

I don't see any mention of inhaling/sniffing/snorting but I still found it intriguing.
If he dreams his equipment has been superglued to his thigh and when he wakes up it is true,he is married to McJag,who has found him guilty of cheating.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 08:56 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Old May 8th, 2009, 09:16 PM   #81 (permalink)
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^She's paging her therapist.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 09:17 PM   #82 (permalink)
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^She's paging her therapist.
Or dreaming sweet ball dreams...
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Old May 8th, 2009, 09:24 PM   #83 (permalink)
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From a dream interpretation website:
Testicles :
If one dreamt his testicles were big his power and money will increase.
If dreamt his testicles were cut means the enemy will overcome him.
If dreamt pulled out his left testicle and threw away , means his child is in danger.
If dreamt gifted his testicle to someone means his child is by a cheating.
If dreamt his testicle was swollen or had hernia means will receive a big money but he is in danger.
If dreamt his testicles were long and were pulled to the ground means a big money.
If dreamt gifted his testicles and the other also gifted his to him, means both of them will cheat with others wife.
If dreamt was peeling his testicle someone will suppress to his child.
If dreamt someone pressed his testicle and he was unconscious means there is a danger for his child or losing dignity.
If dreamt his testicle was tied with a rope means his business will be closed.
If dreamt about someone else's testicle means overcome the enemy.
If dreamt his testicle had a failure means a sorrow.
If dreamt cut under his testicle means his power will be cut.
Dreaming of testicles may also mean 1- child 2- family 3- money 4- dignity 5- achieving a wish

I don't see any mention of inhaling/sniffing/snorting but I still found it intriguing.
If dreamt the aroma of his testicles was addictive to women, it means that Heather Mills has targeted his offshore bank account.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 09:47 PM   #84 (permalink)
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If that's what gets your ball rollin' go for it If that's not your thing, no need to make fun, just keep your nose out of everyone else's business!
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Old May 8th, 2009, 09:48 PM   #85 (permalink)
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This thread seriously makes me want to vomit. I have a super sensitive sniffer and I feel like I can almost smell something foul. Really it is a humorous thread, Im thinking this girl cannot be serious but appears she just may be. Im wondering if the man IS married would she still be interested? Enough to try to get his attentions and see if he will cheat so she can satisfy her urge???
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Old May 8th, 2009, 10:14 PM   #86 (permalink)
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This thread seriously makes me want to vomit. I have a super sensitive sniffer and I feel like I can almost smell something foul. Really it is a humorous thread, Im thinking this girl cannot be serious but appears she just may be. Im wondering if the man IS married would she still be interested? Enough to try to get his attentions and see if he will cheat so she can satisfy her urge???
Have you not read any of her other threads?
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This thread seriously makes me want to vomit. I have a super sensitive sniffer and I feel like I can almost smell something foul. Really it is a humorous thread, Im thinking this girl cannot be serious but appears she just may be. Im wondering if the man IS married would she still be interested? Enough to try to get his attentions and see if he will cheat so she can satisfy her urge???
Does good sex make you put up with a loser boyfriend/husband?

Thinking of changing my appearance through plastic surgery

my personal faves.
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"I don't shave down there and everybody's laughing at me" - shucks, I've got the two of them mixed up...
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Old May 8th, 2009, 10:48 PM   #89 (permalink)
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"I don't shave down there and everybody's laughing at me" - shucks, I've got the two of them mixed up...
But then again, maybe not.
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