May 8th, 2009, 05:22 PM
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^but i can fit so many in my car.... it's like a ballsnarfling smorgasbord
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May 8th, 2009, 05:24 PM
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Ballsnarfling Buffet
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May 8th, 2009, 05:26 PM
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Btw, did you talk to your therapist about it, Jayla? 
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May 8th, 2009, 05:44 PM
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I could never be with a woman who DIDN'T think that my natural essence was as exhilarating as the smell of the interior of a brand-new Lamborghini.
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May 8th, 2009, 05:48 PM
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This thread is the perfect way to start a weekend!! 
Ball snarfling...new sport.
Extreme ball snarfling...only on ESPN.
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May 8th, 2009, 05:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja
I could never be with a woman who DIDN'T think that my natural essence was as exhilarating as the smell of the interior of a brand-new Lamborghini.
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So , unless I enjoy shoving my nose down your pants and inhaling..we can't date? I am gutted 
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May 8th, 2009, 05:51 PM
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Better get rubbing that snaggly crotch on some fine corinthian leather then
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May 8th, 2009, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by DolceVita
So , unless I enjoy shoving my nose down your pants and inhaling..we can't date? I am gutted |
Well, it's not like I'm on the market anyway, but since a lot of people find their noses down there during intimate activity with their S/O's, I'd like to at least think they were enjoying themselves.
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May 8th, 2009, 06:22 PM
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It is a bit of a turn on for me. I don't know why. When I find a man really really attractive and have a lot of chemistry with him, I want to smell his "balls" so to speak..
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I am fucking DYING over here. Never in my life have I thought to myself after meeting a hot guy that I have chemistry with "Oh fuck me I cant WAIT to smell his balls!"
Best thread ever. True talk.
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May 8th, 2009, 06:26 PM
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Well, it's not like I'm on the market anyway, but since a lot of people find their noses down there during intimate activity with their S/O's, I'd like to at least think they were enjoying themselves.
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What! Say it ain't so!
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May 8th, 2009, 06:30 PM
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 This thread is full of win!
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May 8th, 2009, 06:31 PM
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Unless you have one of those noses that is so big that you can throw it over your shoulder while you get down to business, like Rossy De Palma:
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May 8th, 2009, 07:03 PM
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like this?:
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May 8th, 2009, 07:25 PM
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We have a winner-dingdingding!
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May 8th, 2009, 08:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nancydrew
I am fucking DYING over here. Never in my life have I thought to myself after meeting a hot guy that I have chemistry with "Oh fuck me I cant WAIT to smell his balls!"
Best thread ever. True talk.
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What you said!  I am DYING laughing over here. Wiping away a tear as I speak.
This will provide *awesome* dinner conversation with my husband tonight! 
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