May 8th, 2009, 03:35 PM
|
#31 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Den of the roving cunty bitches
Posts: 24,542
|
No man would be offended by your face in his crotch. If he is then he's not in to women to begin with.
|
|
|
|
May 8th, 2009, 03:36 PM
|
#32 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In WhoreLand fucking your MOM
Posts: 45,301
|
so you wanna snarfle random crotches of hot guys and you haven't even talked to them?
Are you sure you weren't a gay man in a past life? lol
__________________
"I can't help it if their ego suffers bystander trauma from my vivisection of their argument"
|
|
|
|
|
May 8th, 2009, 03:37 PM
|
#33 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 21,278
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by JaylaMaria123
No, that would be inappropriate. He's a business like man. I wouldn't dare say that to him, but I sure am curious. He really does it for me, he is everything I want in a man physically. But I'm not sure if he's married though.
|
What a pity. I am trying to think of a Hallmark Card you could send.
Maybe:
Everyone else likes to go to Malls
But I can't get past your
Heavenly Balls.
__________________
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
|
|
|
|
|
May 8th, 2009, 03:38 PM
|
#34 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: fellow traveller
Posts: 19,194
|
i love this thread.
and yeah, it's pheromones. of course, you'll only like the smell of a man you're already attracted to in the first place. and if he's not too dirty. grimm's right: stale sweat = bad. fresh sweat = hot.
that said, i had a boyfriend who had a thing for armpits. as in, he liked to bury his face in them during sex. and the dirtier i was (just home from the gym, the morning after a night of hot sex, etc) the more it turned him on.
__________________
ni dieu ni maître
*Don't you know there ain't no Devil, there's just God when he's drunk*
|
|
|
|
|
May 8th, 2009, 03:39 PM
|
#35 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Turning faster than a hooker at a truck stop...
Posts: 8,256
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by McJag
What a pity. I am trying to think of a Hallmark Card you could send.
Maybe:
Everyone else likes to go to Malls
But I can't get past your
Heavenly Balls.
|
__________________
Enjoy yourselves bitches!
|
|
|
|
|
May 8th, 2009, 03:40 PM
|
#36 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: in Hell. I drove the bus here.
Posts: 23,196
|
__________________
If you see me in a Megan Fox thread, please proceed to beat the everloving shit out of me.
|
|
|
|
|
May 8th, 2009, 03:42 PM
|
#37 (permalink)
|
|
Hit By Ban Bus!
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 457
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimmlok
so you wanna snarfle random crotches of hot guys and you haven't even talked to them?
Are you sure you weren't a gay man in a past life? lol
|
No, not random guys. Just this one man that I am incredibly attracted to. I have the biggest crush on him, I think about him all day long. But I'm not sure if I am his type, and since he's older and very good looking he might be married.
My fantasy is to smell him down there, not right after the shower but after a hard day of work.
|
|
|
|
|
May 8th, 2009, 03:43 PM
|
#38 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In WhoreLand fucking your MOM
Posts: 45,301
|
__________________
"I can't help it if their ego suffers bystander trauma from my vivisection of their argument"
|
|
|
|
|
May 8th, 2009, 03:45 PM
|
#39 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 21,278
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by JaylaMaria123
No, not random guys. Just this one man that I am incredibly attracted to. I have the biggest crush on him, I think about him all day long. But I'm not sure if I am his type, and since he's older and very good looking he might be married.
My fantasy is to smell him down there, not right after the shower but after a hard day of work.
|
Gimme a T gimme an R ....
Take it away,Msdeb!
__________________
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
|
|
|
|
|
May 8th, 2009, 03:46 PM
|
#40 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 23,752
|
Ok, I'm pulling up a chair for this one.....
|
|
|
|
|
May 8th, 2009, 03:46 PM
|
#41 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Out There
Posts: 15,759
|
*ahem*
2 tablespoons of cinnammon,
And 2 or 3 egg whites
a half a stick of butter
melt it
Stick it all in a bowl,baby
stir it with a wooden spoon
mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
If you ever need em' quick,
pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth
OOOHH!!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
they're packed full of vitamins and good for you,
So suck on my balls!!
Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate
and a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet,
'cause I hate when my balls stick,
then preheat the oven to three-fity,
and give that spoon a lick!!!!
Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
if you ever need em' quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your MOUTH!!!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
suck on my chocolate salty balls
they're packed full of goodness,
high in fiber!!
suck on my balls
sniff sniff sniff
Hey, wait a minute,
what's that smell?
smell like somethin burnin
Well that dont bother me none
as long as i get my rent paid on friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen,
cause I gotta sneak in suspicion
oh man baby,
baby,
you just burnt my balls!!!!
HELP ME!!
MY BALLS ON FIRE!!
HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
GET ME SOME WATER!!
POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!
MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!
BLOW ON EM', BLOW ON EM'
DO SOMETHIN
Oooh
suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em' in your mouth and suck em
THEY ON FIRE, BABY.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
|
|
|
|
|
May 8th, 2009, 03:47 PM
|
#42 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Ohio
Posts: 3,145
|
__________________
Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
~Anatole France~
|
|
|
|
|
May 8th, 2009, 03:49 PM
|
#43 (permalink)
|
|
Hit By Ban Bus!
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 457
|
C'mon I know I am not the only woman who feels this way.
|
|
|
|
|
May 8th, 2009, 03:52 PM
|
#44 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 21,278
|
__________________
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
|
|
|
|
|
May 8th, 2009, 03:56 PM
|
#45 (permalink)
|
|
Hit By Ban Bus!
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 457
|
Could you all please stop littering my thread?
|
|
|
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:15 AM.
|
