February 14th, 2007, 09:36 AM
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Cellulite!!!
does anyone have anything they can recommend for cellulite?? any ideas would be appreciated, thanks!
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February 14th, 2007, 11:21 AM
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Don't get fat
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February 14th, 2007, 11:25 AM
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use your power shower on a pulsate setting to blast your bum.
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February 14th, 2007, 11:26 AM
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Don't get fat 
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Have you ever seen the back of Mischa Barton's legs? There is quite a bit of cellulite - and she is thin. Explain that one.
Talk to you is a waste of time because you will be banned soon enough (why people like you come here for the sole purpose of getting banned is beyond me)
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February 14th, 2007, 11:31 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Icepik
Have you ever seen the back of Mischa Barton's legs? There is quite a bit of cellulite - and she is thin. Explain that one.
Talk to you is a waste of time because you will be banned soon enough (why people like you come here for the sole purpose of getting banned is beyond me)
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Someone is obviously nuts and has decided to use this board to work out her own personal demons.
I've had good success on the old cellulite with massage and a cream/wrap from Lancome. Friends swear by massaging the areas with old coffee grounds in the shower once a day but I've never tried it because I use my coffee grounds in the garden to fertilize.
*spoken like a true bitter jealous fattie*
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February 14th, 2007, 11:37 AM
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Dudes, you got no sense of humor.
Like compared to trying to hide all my bones, I WISH I had to worry about cellulte.
*spoken like a true jealous skinny*
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February 14th, 2007, 11:41 AM
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I've tried the cellulite creams, but I'm not very consistant with using it 3 times per day.
I've heard massaging the areas does just as well. The massaging helps break up the cellulite.
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February 14th, 2007, 11:43 AM
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So, how do I get me some cellulite?
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February 14th, 2007, 11:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by UndercoverGator
Someone is obviously nuts and has decided to use this board to work out her own personal demons.
I've had good success on the old cellulite with massage and a cream/wrap from Lancome. Friends swear by massaging the areas with old coffee grounds in the shower once a day but I've never tried it because I use my coffee grounds in the garden to fertilize.
*spoken like a true bitter jealous fattie*
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coffee grounds?? wow i will give that one a shot! i always just throw them out but what the hell? got nothing to lose here (other than cellulite lol)
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February 14th, 2007, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by luv2bthin
does anyone have anything they can recommend for cellulite?? any ideas would be appreciated, thanks!
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This topic was on Oprah yesterday. Apparently no product you can buy works -- yet it is a billion dollar industry!
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February 14th, 2007, 11:55 AM
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^isnt it amazing how they trick us all into buying crap like that??
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February 14th, 2007, 11:59 AM
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I saw this on Rachael Ray...the doctor said to STOP wearing tight panties- wear thongs, gstrings or those boy shorts instead. He said because panties acoss the butt cut into it and make it worse. There are also shots but they are pretty expensive.
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February 14th, 2007, 12:07 PM
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You'd think your knickers would ave to be quite tight to actually make a difference
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February 14th, 2007, 12:14 PM
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Caffeine helps to firm the skin making the cellulite appear less defined. The studies were done by Johnson and Johnson- so I assume that they are skewed.
I know in Italy people use coffee ground scrubs. Didn't do much for me.
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February 14th, 2007, 04:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Icepik
Have you ever seen the back of Mischa Barton's legs? There is quite a bit of cellulite - and she is thin. Explain that one.
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Because for all her "thinness" she most likely has a proportionately high bodyfat (in relation to lean muscle) hence her flabbiness and saddlebags even though she has buggywhip arms and you can see her ribcage...those are just the places on her body where there is less fat placement.
I'm telling you ladies, it's all about the muscle. If you want to keep things from sagging before they should and have less cellulite: Build it, use it, keep it.
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