Go Back   Gossip Rocks Forum > Daily Life > Health and Fitness


Login to remove all ads!
Old December 29th, 2005, 10:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
ray shawn
Gold Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Brooklyn, New York
Posts: 780
Default Colon Cleansing

has anyone done it? can you lose weight doing it? I saw Meet the Barkers the other day and Travis said a friend of his lost 45 pounds in 30 days doing colonics. I do not want something that accelerated but I do want something to guide in my weight loss .
ray shawn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 29th, 2005, 10:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
Barbara
Elite Member
 
Barbara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Switzerland
Posts: 5,280
Default Re: Colon Cleansing

IMO you don't lose weight by shitting more but by eating less/better.
__________________
"Sex is not, by default, depraved and dirty. Unless it's really good."
morons.org
Barbara is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 29th, 2005, 10:26 AM   #3 (permalink)
japangherl
Silver Member
 
japangherl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 589
Default Re: Colon Cleansing

I saw The Biggest Loser one time, and the people said that it is possible to lose weight from colon cleansing.
japangherl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 29th, 2005, 10:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
Barbara
Elite Member
 
Barbara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Switzerland
Posts: 5,280
Default Re: Colon Cleansing

The question is: do you want to merely lose weight as in: I weigh so many pounds less, or do you want to lose weight while shaping and toning your body? Because emptying your insides may be a good idea once in a while, but to me it's like taking the seats out of a car but then realizing it's still too big to fit in the parking slot
__________________
"Sex is not, by default, depraved and dirty. Unless it's really good."
morons.org
Barbara is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 29th, 2005, 02:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
Luna
Elite Member
 
Luna's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,654
Default Re: Colon Cleansing

I read somewhere that if we ate properly we should move our bowels 3 times a day! I'll google a link befoe I post this because it just sounds extreme. I've never gone 3x in a day.
http://ezinearticles.com/?How-Many-B...-Day?&id=27556
Luna is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 29th, 2005, 06:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
wanderlust
Bronze Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 54
Default Re: Colon Cleansing

If I drink coffee I go 3X's a day, it just does something to me.
wanderlust is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 29th, 2005, 09:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
tofucheesecake
Silver Member
 
tofucheesecake's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 370
Default Re: Colon Cleansing

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luna
I read somewhere that if we ate properly we should move our bowels 3 times a day! I'll google a link befoe I post this because it just sounds extreme. I've never gone 3x in a day.
http://ezinearticles.com/?How-Many-B...-Day?&id=27556
It's true. If you eat enough vegetables/drink enough water and don't eat processed foods, you will go roughly 30 min-1hr after each meal. Your skin will also look loads better because you are not keeping so many toxins in your system. If you stick only to foods in the - I think it's the "preferred" category or somethign like that - of the Zone Diet mini block guide, this will happen. Been there, done that, and looked great. If only I had kept it up...
tofucheesecake is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 29th, 2005, 09:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
moomies
Elite Member
 
moomies's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: pretending to be a lurker but I'm not quiet enough
Posts: 15,542
Send a message via ICQ to moomies Send a message via AIM to moomies Send a message via Skype™ to moomies
Default Re: Colon Cleansing

I went to this supplement/vitamin store and talked to an advisor and got suckered into buying a few things. I got MSM, Salmon oil, Apple cider vinegar and Acidofilus (spelling?) capsuls. When I took those as recommended ( 2 pills after each meal, 1 acidofilus b4 bed) I did go to the bathroom 2 to 3 times daily but I got too lazy to take them regularly.
__________________

If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.
moomies is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 30th, 2005, 05:03 AM   #9 (permalink)
A*O
Vacuous Gasbag
 
A*O's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In a lecture theatre near YOU!
Posts: 14,510
Default Re: Colon Cleansing

I had a medical colonoscopy (camera up yer bum) a few months back to check for polyps/cancer. All clear. 24 hours before the proceedure I had to drink a FOUL concoction of salty stuff, nearly 2 litres, which clensed my bowel better than you can even guess. I did not lose any weight, but I did get the reassuring news that my bowel is healthy. A colon clense will certainly make you feel better, if you can stand the indignity of someone else watching your shit slide down a tube, but it's not a weightloss stragety. There is only one way to do that - eat less, exercise more. Boring but true.
__________________
Remember: I OWN you, bitches
A*O is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 30th, 2005, 05:13 AM   #10 (permalink)
Barbara
Elite Member
 
Barbara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Switzerland
Posts: 5,280
Default Re: Colon Cleansing

Quote:
Originally Posted by wanderlust
If I drink coffee I go 3X's a day, it just does something to me.
Same here! If I haven't gone for the entire day I make myself an espresso, and 5-10 minutes later I have to go!
But 3 times a day is a little extreme for me, it'll happen if I'm nervous, otherwise I'm just "satisfied" and feeling great with a good one
__________________
"Sex is not, by default, depraved and dirty. Unless it's really good."
morons.org
Barbara is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 30th, 2005, 10:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
Lil
Gold Member
 
Lil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 1,048
Default Re: Colon Cleansing

My husband had the camera up the bum thing a few years ago (also all clear, thank goodness), and had to keep drinking gallons of some nasty solution until his system was completely empty. He says that by the end he was practically pouring the stuff in one end as it was coming out the other, and (he swears this is true) all that was coming out by then, apart from the liquid itself, was sesame seeds.
__________________
A big boy did it and ran away.
Lil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 30th, 2005, 02:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
chuckpony
Gold Member
 
chuckpony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In a house
Posts: 1,326
Default Re: Colon Cleansing

ah the ever popular Golytely!


I have heard that people can have up to 15 lbs of stool just sitting in their colong at any given time. Colon cleasing scares me, but if it didn't I would do it!
__________________
chuckpony is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 30th, 2005, 02:20 PM   #13 (permalink)
moomies
Elite Member
 
moomies's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: pretending to be a lurker but I'm not quiet enough
Posts: 15,542
Send a message via ICQ to moomies Send a message via AIM to moomies Send a message via Skype™ to moomies
Default Re: Colon Cleansing

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lil
My husband had the camera up the bum thing a few years ago (also all clear, thank goodness), and had to keep drinking gallons of some nasty solution until his system was completely empty. He says that by the end he was practically pouring the stuff in one end as it was coming out the other, and (he swears this is true) all that was coming out by then, apart from the liquid itself, was sesame seeds.
I've been having some gastrointestinal issues and I'm gonna go get this procedure in January (barium enema). I'm not sure if it'll just be an x-ray or the colonoscopy thing (camera up your bum) but yea I've been instructed to go get this solution thingy from the pharmacy 2 days prior to the procedure. I'm a bit freaked out cuz the instruction says stay close to the bathroom after drinking the solution... I don't want to be chained to the bathroom.
__________________

If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.
moomies is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 30th, 2005, 02:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
missbazilb
Gold Member
 
missbazilb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 792
Default Re: Colon Cleansing

The salty solution is exactly that - sea salt and water. The proportion of salt to water matches the specific gravity of your blood, which causes the solution to go through your digestive tract rather than get absorbed the way normal fluids do. Therefore, you don't pee, but rather have what can be considered a "reverse enema". It's kinda like hosing out your intestines. There is a cleanse out there called the Master Cleanser, in which you drink a mixture of water, lemon juice, cayenne pepper and maple syrup for several days, then use this salt solution to flush out anything that is still in your digestive tract after several days of fasting. The sesame seeds comment made me laugh, because all I saw was corn (gross!!!). Believe me, when they suggest staying close to the toilet, I suggest standing in the bathroom with elastic waistband pants and no undies!!!
missbazilb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 30th, 2005, 04:14 PM   #15 (permalink)
moomies
Elite Member
 
moomies's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: pretending to be a lurker but I'm not quiet enough
Posts: 15,542
Send a message via ICQ to moomies Send a message via AIM to moomies Send a message via Skype™ to moomies
Default Re: Colon Cleansing

Oh no...so it will give you some kind of diarrhea? Does it also give you a tummy ache? I don't want to suffer any more than I have to...
I'm also supposed to stop eating solid food 2 days b4 the enema.
__________________

If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.
moomies is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Man shoots fireworks from ass, scorches colon Laurent News 13 November 11th, 2006 08:34 AM
OK, gross but...colon cleansing? hotncmom Health and Fitness 24 June 29th, 2006 12:53 AM
Acne Cleansing Salad SVZ Recipes 9 April 11th, 2006 04:38 PM
Bain de Terre Fine Solutions Cleansing Shampoo NoDayButToday Products and Reviews 0 January 26th, 2006 01:32 PM
Paris and Colon Cleansing SVZ Photo Archive 13 December 9th, 2005 03:39 AM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:53 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0 RC8
Design by JP33