HotMess Workout. Where bricks and bats make it happen.

hustle4alivin · October 31st, 2009, 03:32 AM

YouTube Video

From OhHellNawlblog.com:

I have a feeling that if more trainers took this type of attitude on folks, We’d all be a whole lot slimmer. And even though I crack mad jokes on how ghettoe-douchie people look with damn bluetooth headsets attached to their head when not in the car, thebottom line is that lil cockdiesel bastard has a bat in his hands, and I DID pay this fool for a service. So maybe a bytch would hush the hell up and listen to his ass.

I’m curious as all hell about how much this course costs and what the money really goes to, because as you can see, there weren’t nan elipticals, bikes or benches. Those heffas had a cinder block, and an old ass chair to scoot across the room at full speed. Shiiiit, if it works, it works. I’m not even mad.

What I DID find funny, is when I was looking for an image of this dude or the class, I came across a site called fullfiggas.com, where a whole herd of heffas were saying exactly what you’d think they would: ” Giiiirl I wish a muhfugga WOULD talk to me like that! Hit me with a Bat, I wish he would!!! He aint gonna be calling ME all those damn names, those women are stupid!”

uh, no heffa. THOSE women are serious about losing some damn weight, while you are sitting there bytching about what a lil bat wielding bastard AINT gonna do to you.

Yeah, like help a heffalump lookin-ass heffa lose some weight?

SHiiiiit, sometimes a little tough love goes a long way.

What do YOU think?

Personally, I'm conflicted. While I agree that tough reinforcement goes a long way towards weight loss (Hell, I like Jillian's methods on The Biggest Loser than Bob's, and her teams tend to win, so she must be doing something right), I WISH A MUTHAFUCKA WOULD HIT ME WITH A DAMN BASEBALL BAT - even if it is plastic. Now the women in this video seem to be fairly well-adjusted, unless their just masochists. But if I had a more fragile psyche, this would NOT be the class to for me. From what I gathered in the YouTube comments, some of the customers were saying that the guy is not like this before and after the class, but during the class, it's on. I do like the barebones approach with cinder blocks, but it makes me wonder if he learned many of these techniques from doing time.

The guy does look like a stripper or a porn star and he has a high-pitched voice, so I'd probably just laugh and get hit with a bat all day if I was in his class.

I've struggled with my weight for most of my life, and I realized that I had to be tough on myself in order to start my weight loss program, so I don't necessarily need someone like this pushing me. Even though I've had my bad days, I still tell myself to "get my fat ass to the gym!" all the time. I've lost about 75 lbs in the last 7 months, so I must be doing something right.

*shrugs*

Flak · November 7th, 2009, 01:05 AM

Pffft...my drill sergeant perfected that years ago.

*DIVA! · November 7th, 2009, 02:00 AM

Ignorant as hell!!

kingcap72 · November 7th, 2009, 03:55 PM

That was the definition of a hot ghetto mess & I'm sure BET will be airing it. But I laughed my ass off.

'I'm not gonna sit down and cry with you. Fuck that. You wasn't cryin' when you was sittin' your fat ass down at that table stuffin' your face.'

L1049 · November 7th, 2009, 11:40 PM

This guy seems like the real life, "If you can dodge a ball, you can dodge a wrench."

MrsDark · November 8th, 2009, 11:24 AM

Considering what these women have going on...obesity plus a host of health problems that will diminish the quality of their lives and lead to an early grave...if this is helping, I say it's worth it.

MrsMarsters · November 8th, 2009, 03:07 PM

Haha, my boyfriend asked why there were only black people there...I couldn't think of an answer.

McJag · November 8th, 2009, 03:16 PM

They seem to love it. Seems to be working. I can see where some people would be afraid to miss class,too!

cupcake · November 8th, 2009, 04:33 PM

There is something for everyone. I dont like the intimidation thug factor. Guess to each his own. He has a gimmick and it seems to be working. I like Billy Banks Bootcamp type workout