Wanna see Suri Cruise's birth certificate? - Page 2

DVS_one · July 10th, 2006, 12:25 PM

are you fucking kidding me .. this is the biggest fucked up sham ever by this lil fuckwad... im so sick of his name even being in print .. UHG...

i dont know if "she" exists.. but i do not think its his baby at all.. and if anything... this is the sickest .. most demented .. weirdest thing ive ever read about

and for the record .. i had one child delivered by midwife.. and another delived by a doctor.. guess what?.. BOTH i had to sign the birth certificate to take them home..

Bellatheball · July 10th, 2006, 12:27 PM

I tried to explain all of this to my husband (all of the theories) and the more I told him, the stranger it all sounded.

Did anyone else read/hear that Paramount is not likely to renew their contract with Thetan Tom? Yeehaw.

Laurent · July 10th, 2006, 12:31 PM

Maybe it's taking longer than usual for the wounds from where they removed her horns and tail to heal?

Just a thought.

Karizma · July 10th, 2006, 12:53 PM

Maybe this certificate is fabricated? I mean how could a confidential certificate be leaked to the public!?

LynnieD · July 10th, 2006, 01:10 PM

Boy, this isn't at all suspicious is it????

I too, had to sign before I left the hospital, in fact, they were practically banging my door down BEFORE I left to get me to sign the birth certificate.
We all know that 'celebrities' get special treatment.......so perhaps this is yet another one of those little nonsense things they just didn't want to deal with. OR, the obvious.

Bellatheball · July 10th, 2006, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Karizma

Maybe this certificate is fabricated? I mean how could a confidential certificate be leaked to the public!?

Actually birth certificates are a matter of public record. So anyone can look them up. There are a ton of problems with this one though. The parents' names are wrong, no middle name for Suri. I'll bet it's a fake rather than something more sinister from Thetan Tom.

ediebrooks · July 10th, 2006, 05:17 PM

Either the baby does not exist or this birth certificate is a fake.

Lobelia · July 10th, 2006, 05:42 PM

Did Thomas legally change his last name to Cruise? Must one put one's legal name on a child's birth certificate? And why doesn't this child have a middle name?

A*O · July 10th, 2006, 05:54 PM

In the UK a birth must be registered (ie, birth certificate issued) within 42 days of the birth and must be signed by at least one parent.

IF baby Suri was born at all then I can only assume they had a team of highly paid $cientologist docs, midwives, nurses in attendance to guarantee 'confidentiality'. I'm amazed there hasn't been a word from any of the hospital staff by now, especially as there is so much speculation about this whole bizarre thing. I think Tom is discovering that when you tell a Big Lie you have to keep telling Bigger Lies to keep it going and sooner or later this whole charade is going to collapse. I can't wait.

I don't think middle names are mandatory BTW.

Elvira · July 10th, 2006, 06:33 PM

This just happens to appear shortly after the reports that close friends haven't seen the baby. How convenient.

MrsMarsters · July 10th, 2006, 06:47 PM

Kid doesn't exist.simple.

alcohol the honey · July 10th, 2006, 08:17 PM

Tom and Katie should come clean. This story is getting scarier.

LynnieD · July 10th, 2006, 08:23 PM

I too am amazed that no one from the hospital hasn't gone to a tabloid, or SOMETHING to talk about ANYTHING related to the birth/hospital stay.
Goes back to my theory in the other Suri thread that
A) none of the 100 photographers that were camped out at Tom/Katies house saw ANYONE leave to go to the hospital from the compound OR return home; and
B) No one knows for sure if Suri was actually born in ANY hospital, let alone the one noted. And this document proves NOTHING to say otherwise. In fact, it says exactly the oppposite.

Elisa · July 10th, 2006, 08:48 PM

I just can't help but ask why.........really...why....would someone go to this much trouble?? I just don't know how he would think he could pull this off. If something were really 'up', why wouldn't Nicole Kidman say something? Not so much to protect Tom, but considering they share children, I'd be quite concerned if I were her.

It was pretty evident Katie was indeed pregnant. What happened to that child, I can't say.

Is it possible that given the public backlash over their relationship, the couch hopping, the post partum comments and the whole Scientology thing, that they simply decided to disappear for awhile? They've barely been visible since the birth, save one or two appearances for Tom's movie.

I'm grasping people!

LynnieD · July 10th, 2006, 08:51 PM

^^Why Elisa??? Money.....and because he thinks he can get away with it because, after all, he is Tom F-ing Cruise (in his mind anyway).