Victoria Beckham cut her hair because it fell out during sex

[DitaPage*]

A great husband who cheats on her, who you kidding Vicki.

[Rondette]

'Slim-thin'? What a strange description. 'Big-fat' 'Homely-ugly' 'stupid-dumb'
Here's an amusing story from Popbitch this week about the 'skinny-skeletal' muppet-
'
The co-writer of Victoria Beckham's new book,
That Extra Half An Inch, was invited to take
afternoon tea with Victoria to "celebrate".
When she arrived she was told excitedly by
Victoria's people that Skeletor had a present
for her. Waiting for her was... a signed copy
of the book, which she had co-written anyway,
and a bunch of flowers. Which was nice.'

[cheray]

Originally Posted by A*O

^^ Nor me. He has a good bod, but I like a man with an IQ that's more than room temperature so............

Me either. I dont think his balls have dropped yet. That high voice sure is a turn off.

[aabbcc]

When did her brain fall out?

[A*O]

This is such bullshit - she wants us all to know that she's getting plenty of action so we can all be 'jealous' of the skanky ho.

[aabbcc]

^^

I'm not the least bit jealous. David Beckham does nothing for me.

[A*O]

^^ Nor me. He has a good bod, but I like a man with an IQ that's more than room temperature so............