US Magazine say Jennifer Aniston & Paul Sculfor are over

[kingcap72]

Originally Posted by Gen X EJC

Yeah but SJP can't keep herself in the news except as guesses for blind items. So it's a fair trade. One has husband skillz, one has publicity whore skillz. Besides, KC, they're not fighting over men, silly. They're fighting over truth, justice and the American way remember? You're the one who wanted that!!

You got me. The total uselessness of both women, and I use that term loosely, made me forget the bigger picture, Gen.

[kingcap72]

Originally Posted by Kathie_Moffett

Are you implying Brad's gay?!

Nope. But, then again, Aniston looks too much like a man to make a believable beard, anyway.

Originally Posted by sweetness

Aww, thanks King!!

Gotta give credit where credit is due, Sweetness.

[Voodoo Child]

I think Brad is definately bi and being with an equally bi partner would suit him to a T.

[Gen X EJC]

Originally Posted by sweetness

Aww, thanks King!!

Hey Gen X-- did you ever used to watch "The World of Sid & Marty Kroft"? I can picture Maniston and Sarah Horsica Parker dressed in those Electro Woman and Dyna Girl costumes!

I did not watch it but I looked up the images last night and I agree that those costumes would be perfect!!! As long as they could both have little ponies on their chests instead of lightning bolts

Kingcap - I understand you, man. Sometimes I see that chin and I go into fight or flight mode...

[Icepik]

Originally Posted by kingcap72

Leave it to Sweetness to nail it without even trying.

But, then again, Seabiscuit Jessica Parker can keep a man, a gay one, but still a man. Not even Aniston can do that.

Bah hahahhhahhaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sweetness]

Originally Posted by Gen X EJC

I did not watch it but I looked up the images last night and I agree that those costumes would be perfect!!! As long as they could both have little ponies on their chests instead of lightning bolts

That would be perfect!

Wow, this makes Maniston and Horsica seem somewhat entertaining-- it's a miracle!

[kingcap72]

Originally Posted by Gen X EJC

I did not watch it but I looked up the images last night and I agree that those costumes would be perfect!!! As long as they could both have little ponies on their chests instead of lightning bolts

Kingcap - I understand you, man. Sometimes I see that chin and I go into fight or flight mode...

I'm different, Gen. I see the Chin and I almost lose my sex drive.

[sweetness]

The Chin is not something to play around with. It is serious and scary business.

Could come in handy for population control though. Appetite control too!

[kingcap72]

^^^Yeah, if anybody could be a poster child for birth control and forced sterilization it's Aniston. Then, at least, he/she would have some reason to exist.

[TheMoog]

Originally Posted by sweetness

The Chin is not something to play around with. It is serious and scary business.

[Gen X EJC]

sweetness - well with her new uniform sorted out, The Chin can commence on a tour of the United States to help stop the crises of overweight people and unwanted babies! It's time she gave back to society! Horsefaced Avenger needs to start teaching classes at the YWCA about 'How To Tell When Your Husband Likes Other Men'...

Kingcap - yikes! I'm a mostly straight chicks, so I need to see pictures of Carrot Top to obliterate my sex drive. Seeing Aniston just makes me contemplate removing my lower jaw and spending the rest of my life eating with straws...

[Voodoo Child]

Btw, I swear I have seen this Paul guy in a tv advert here in OZ. He doesn't look too bad in it either!

[sweetness]

Originally Posted by Gen X EJC

sweetness - well with her new uniform sorted out, The Chin can commence on a tour of the United States to help stop the crises of overweight people and unwanted babies! It's time she gave back to society! Horsefaced Avenger needs to start teaching classes at the YWCA about 'How To Tell When Your Husband Likes Other Men'...

HAHA!!