Tom and Katie, Gere and Crawford

[buttmunch]

From what I understand, you stick a tube up your bottom, release the gerbil into it and while it scurries around up there it, ahem, invigorates your prostrate, apparently a fab sexual experience. It is also my understanding that, with the tube in place, the little darling is just fine afterwards. Perhaps it's then kept as a pet and taken out only on special occassions? Gay people, please weigh in and correct any of this which is wrong.

[stargazer]

^ That's gross. I used to have gerbils as pets when I was a kid.

I'd better call PETA about this "animal abuse."

[AgentOrange]

Originally Posted by stargazer

^ That's gross. I used to have gerbils as pets when I was a kid.

I'd better call PETA about this "animal abuse."

PETA vs Gays. When causes collide. Look out Hollywood! Now if something can be stirred up between Scientology and the Celeberity Kabbalists.

[stardust]

Originally Posted by NurseNoir

Heee! That poor old gerbil just never stops rearing its motheaten head, does it??

YES!!!! the gerbil animal....