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Originally Posted by HWBL
She's about half a foot too tall and about (considering her height) 20 to 30 pounds too light in weight. But at least she can act. Paris Hilton is a delusional, fugly idiot with no talent at anything but being a spoilt delusional filthy rich skank ho. She should be deported. 
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Agreed!
However, to attempt such a role is to invite disaster: regardless of the sheer brilliance of the performance, utter lack thereof, and everything in between, the actress will forever stand in the shadow of comparison. A gutsy, gutsy career move. Have to admire that.
MM. Period.
(sigh, sigh, AND sighhhhhhhhhhhhh)
The mother of all icons.
(And again, sigh)
That said, PH? Well, for starters we have this one:
Two things about this photo:
1. The dog just looks stupid and out of place.
2. I did not realize Paris' ears were so big!
Give PH a name like Mary Williams (I mean absolutely no offense or disprespect to any and all Mary Williams-es, and I accordingly offer my deepest apologies for using your name(s) to illustrate my point) and what do you have?
Exactly.
It's not the money, the bottomless depths of her apparently boundless "Look-I'm-a-drunken-Calista-Flockhart-wannalookalikeabe" uberskankiness; It's all in the name. It is as if her parents knew her destiny from birth.
Then again, were this true they would have wrapped her up and left her on the doorsteps of the Sisters of Mercy.
And then they would have prayed--a lot--that no one figured out who she was.
One might be tempted to think they could have simply left her in a trashcan; however, the forces that govern the universe could not have endured such excruciating irony.
Thus, PH becomes just another shining example of how the filthy rich missed an opportunity to TRULY help humankind.
Vi