Tom Cruise Sets Rules for Katie Holmes to Follow for Baby Suri

[ediebrooks]

^^I would pick the latter also. In photographs, she has this vacant, brainwashed, look. I wish her parents would kidnap her and have her deprogrammed.

[LynnieD]

Anyone give these two crazy kids about another 2 months?? Maybe a bit more??

[Elisa]

Truth be told, none of us really knows what happens behind closed doors. However, as said upthread, if all of these 'rules' are indeed true, God help Katie and Suri. She may tolerate it for awhile because she's still in the "I can't believe I'm with Tom Cruise" phase, but the day is gonna come.......

The one thing that reassures me is I've read that Connor and Isabella are very nice, articulate, mature, level-headed kids so somebody's doing something right. (Of course, Nic could be credited with that). I just don't recall Tom being so damn nuts when he and Nic wed and they adopted the kids. What happened between then and now?

[stevienixed]

he thinks Suri will walk by 8 months and wonders how long it’ll be before she’s on skis.

Idiot. Although my grandfather walked at that age, most kids only start walking on their own from the age of one. I mean, PRESSURE anyone? It's ok to push your kids, but this is ridiculous.

[sprynkles]

Originally Posted by Elisa

being so damn nuts when he and Nic wed and they adopted the kids. What happened between then and now?

He has reached OT 8 I believe. That's when he jumped the shark totally.
And if "KATE" is downing the cupcakes, and nursing, the baby is getting plenty of sugar.

[Bellatheball]

Originally Posted by Cate

Harsh lights and the smell of sugar are bad for bad for babies but riding on a motorcycle is safe? Stupid Fucker.

Cate, you took the words right out of my mouth.

[angelais]

Hey Sprynkles, my 3 year old son just saw your avatar and goes "Who's that? Make him disappear."

[KD]

You know this may or may not be true. We could make up even wierder shit about TC, post them as "truth" and see if people would buy it!

Tom Cruise also asks Kate to wrap baby Suri in one of Tom's sweaty t-shirts so she will retain her father's sense of smell in her brain.

[nana55]

Sprynkles, I agree with angelais son, your avatar scares me!!!

[ultrafabviolet]

Originally Posted by kdkonrath

You know this may or may not be true. We could make up even wierder shit about TC, post them as "truth" and see if people would buy it!

Naysayers. In the words of Kipling's camel: "Hmpf. . . ."



In the above, the persecution rests.

You know, WE may or may not even be "real." Who's to say that we are not but bit players in one of the enlightened dwarf's long ago forgotten dreams? "Horton Hears a Who"; "Tom Dreams of Detractors." What is is not; what is not is. I am NOT making this up: TOM is. I am only typing what I'm typing in his dream, and you are only reading what you are reading in his dream.

Creepy.

Did you know that if Tom and Napoleon were to have had a baby together it would be Tom? Napoleon would have carried it; HOWEVER, Tom would have given birth to it (NO PAIN DRUGS!), delivered it himself, gnawed through the cord, breast fed it, taught it to walk and talk, and sat smiling next to it as the happy menage-a-Tom (Napoleon, remember?) made their first "family" appearance on Oprah, some 45 minutes after participating in the mystical scientologist capping ceremony.

The baby would harbor no trace of Napoleon's DNA.

I have no reason to doubt any of what I just said, as I said it myself: I heard it with my own mind's ear.

I just adore the lot of us. Now be a love a make us a grilled peanut butter and chocolate sammich.

Vi

[ediebrooks]

Ok.