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Old July 6th, 2006, 04:04 PM   #31 (permalink)
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FOUND HER!



She was on the couch the whole time...
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Old July 6th, 2006, 04:16 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Or.......Katie is suffering from postpartum depression and Tom has found the cure. He stuffed the baby back up in there......
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Old July 6th, 2006, 04:44 PM   #33 (permalink)
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That would require getting near a... *gasp*..

Vagina!
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Old July 6th, 2006, 04:50 PM   #34 (permalink)
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maybe he ate the baby by accident while he was feasting on the placenta?
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Old July 6th, 2006, 06:34 PM   #35 (permalink)
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IMO Baby Suri does not exist. Tom invented Katie's pregnancy to put a
stop to the rumors that he and Katie's relationship was a publicity stunt.
Katie had to go along with it because of the contract she signed.
Why has Tom stopped talking about his love for Kate, the wedding and
baby Suri? He's gone from one extreme to another.

Tom needs to scheme up another excuse soon.
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Old July 6th, 2006, 06:36 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Halle Berry needs to hit and run him with her car.
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Old July 6th, 2006, 06:39 PM   #37 (permalink)
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still LOVING this thread...

thanks everyone for the wonderful giggles today... please dont stop

and SVZ .. HA!
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Old July 6th, 2006, 06:40 PM   #38 (permalink)
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^^ I like your "Holy Xenu" thread title, DVS.
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Old July 6th, 2006, 06:47 PM   #39 (permalink)
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She was on the couch the whole time...
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Old July 6th, 2006, 07:18 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Makes one wonder if Katie has seen Suri.
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Old July 6th, 2006, 07:27 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old July 6th, 2006, 07:54 PM   #42 (permalink)
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My brother is sure that Suri was sacrificed at birth (to the Scientology 'gods' ). I believe there's a baby.I just don't believe it's Tom's.
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Old July 6th, 2006, 08:45 PM   #43 (permalink)
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SHE's NOT REAL!!!

It all a conspiracy, conspiracy I tell you!
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Old July 6th, 2006, 09:54 PM   #44 (permalink)
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She was on the couch the whole time...
I needed a good laugh, Grimmlok. Thanks for coming through...again!
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Old July 6th, 2006, 11:12 PM   #45 (permalink)
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I hope Kirstie Alley has eaten the poor thing.....
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