July 6th, 2006, 04:04 PM
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FOUND HER!
She was on the couch the whole time...
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July 6th, 2006, 04:16 PM
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Or.......Katie is suffering from postpartum depression and Tom has found the cure. He stuffed the baby back up in there......
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July 6th, 2006, 04:44 PM
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That would require getting near a... *gasp*..
Vagina!
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"I can't help it if their ego suffers bystander trauma from my vivisection of their argument"
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July 6th, 2006, 04:50 PM
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Do fish have boogers?
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maybe he ate the baby by accident while he was feasting on the placenta?
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July 6th, 2006, 06:34 PM
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IMO Baby Suri does not exist. Tom invented Katie's pregnancy to put a
stop to the rumors that he and Katie's relationship was a publicity stunt.
Katie had to go along with it because of the contract she signed.
Why has Tom stopped talking about his love for Kate, the wedding and
baby Suri? He's gone from one extreme to another.
Tom needs to scheme up another excuse soon.
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Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >
Last edited by Elvira : July 6th, 2006 at 07:05 PM.
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July 6th, 2006, 06:36 PM
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Hit By Ban Bus!
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Halle Berry needs to hit and run him with her car.
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July 6th, 2006, 06:39 PM
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still LOVING this thread...
thanks everyone for the wonderful giggles today... please dont stop
and SVZ .. HA!
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July 6th, 2006, 06:40 PM
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^^ I like your "Holy Xenu" thread title, DVS.
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July 6th, 2006, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Grimmlok
FOUND HER!
She was on the couch the whole time...
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July 6th, 2006, 07:18 PM
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Makes one wonder if Katie has seen Suri.
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July 6th, 2006, 07:27 PM
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PILLOW!!!!!
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Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.
***** celeb
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July 6th, 2006, 07:54 PM
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My brother is sure that Suri was sacrificed at birth (to the Scientology 'gods' ). I believe there's a baby.I just don't believe it's Tom's.
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July 6th, 2006, 08:45 PM
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SHE's NOT REAL!!!
It all a conspiracy, conspiracy I tell you!
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Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...
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July 6th, 2006, 09:54 PM
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I needed a good laugh, Grimmlok. Thanks for coming through...again!
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July 6th, 2006, 11:12 PM
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I hope Kirstie Alley has eaten the poor thing.....
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