Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes keep baby Suri hidden from their friends - Page 2

MrsDark · July 6th, 2006, 12:09 PM

Maybe they killed it doing some kind of Scientology bullshit like leaving it alone or feeding it that barley and corn syrup concoction.

Hey, they've killed grown adults with their methods before. I wouldn't doubt it if a few little babies have passed away if we're talking about fanatics here (which we are).

The whole *baby looking too much like someone else* thing might be a reason. But honestly...unless the kid was black or something you could probably pass off a little white baby as someone else's (Chris Klein's baby passed off as Tom Cruise's) pretty easily. As a matter of fact, it'd probably be easier to do this in the first few months than later. But it could be because the kid wasn't born when everyone thinks (because it's Chris Klein's).

This is assuming there even is a kid, of course.

If a kid exists, I'm convinced that it's either Chris Klein's, or someone she immediately fucked after he dumped her.

Grimmlok · July 6th, 2006, 12:11 PM

Given tom's size it probably fell out of katie and now they can't find the little darling.

GoldDust77 · July 6th, 2006, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by aabbcc

^^ Yes ... it must suck for Tom that Grier was born the same day and look how tiny she is. He's probably worried that people would be doing comparisons.

I know! Talk about MAJOR KARMA biting his ass! Brooke having her baby on the SAME DAY and in the SAME HOSPITAL that Cruise claims *Suri* was born on & in, is so ironic it's just awesome! What a foil to his plans that was.--and (unintentionally obviously) by the very woman he was in a public "spat" with over childbirth issues.

But i don't believe that *Suri* exists. No hospital person confirmed that Katie gave birth at that hospital. When a reporter asked Brooke that she knew Katie had given birth in the same hosiptal on the same day as her, Brooke laughed and said, "I don't know about that!" and laughed some more. Very telling.

THERE IS NO SURI.

panda · July 6th, 2006, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by equallydivided

I hear there's a back-order on poly-fill. I'm sure it will arrive soon.

DVS_one · July 6th, 2006, 12:39 PM

OMG.. this is the FUNNIEST thread ever...

what baby?

ohhhhhhhhhh the invisible one.. yeah .. no there is not a cruise baby

Bellatheball · July 6th, 2006, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetrebel

I don't buy that there is something wrong with the baby, either. TC is an attention whore and how much attention/sympathy could he get if there was something wrong with the baby.
I think as much of us speculated, Katie had the baby much earlier than they wanted the world to know (cause it's not his) and can't explain why a baby that is a few months old is so big. Perhaps they think if they hold off until the baby is older it will be easier to believe it has gotten 'that big'....

But Scientologists think if something is "wrong" with the baby, it's because they are flawed from a spiritual perspective. Isn't that why so many people think Jett Travolta is autistic but they refuse to get him help?

LynnieD · July 6th, 2006, 01:39 PM

Ok, just want to bring one thing up for some clarification: Was it ever ACTUALLY confirmed that Suri was born at the same hospital as Grier (or ANY hospital)?? How do we actually know this for sure?? If you recall, even though there was 100+ papparazzi camped outside Camp Cruise, NOT ONE OF THEM SAW anyone leave for the hospital. NOR did anyone catch them COMING BACK. And who did we hear this from?? Brooke Shields said something about being on the same floor as Katie, but I highly doubt she SAW Katie, so perhaps she was told this and was scammed just like the rest of us.....

This might explain a lot....

DVS_one · July 6th, 2006, 01:54 PM

re there being something worng.. if something were wrong with said baby.. since there isnt one .. then people would not make fun.. maybe even be sympathetic..

im with lynnieD

Warren · July 6th, 2006, 02:34 PM

Lets call the whole thing off..............................

Palermo · July 6th, 2006, 02:38 PM

If there is in fact a baby, I think they will wait to show her/him/it at the same time as their fabulous wedding extravaganza, and sell the pictures for 10 million bucks (and of course give it all to Scientology) They've delayed so long now that nobody could reasonably question the size of the baby.

LynnieD · July 6th, 2006, 02:40 PM

I think they're just fucked in the head.....

WickedHo · July 6th, 2006, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ANC

I can't believe a "close family friend" hasn't even commented on the babe to the press!

Me, neither. Which is why that's further proof that there is no baby. At least, not one that was begot (begotten? begat?) by The Mighty Midget and Katie Holmes.

macabre · July 6th, 2006, 02:53 PM

If this child truly exists, something must be horribly wrong with her to be hidden like this. Perhaps a tail and horns?

MrsMarsters · July 6th, 2006, 03:57 PM

there is no BABY.

Warren · July 6th, 2006, 04:03 PM

They are waiting till the Raelean's(sp?) clone one for them.