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Old March 19th, 2006, 01:19 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Hahahahaha...alien gestation period. Is that as long as for elephants?
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Old March 19th, 2006, 04:03 PM   #17 (permalink)
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The pregnancy (but, carefully, no due date) was announced last October. Assuming they waited around 12 weeks before telling a waiting world their wonderful news (and assuming the normal gestation period for Scientologists is 40 weeks, just like humans) that makes the baby due March/April. If it's due May, June, July (!) they must have announced it before she had her booty call with the turkey baster.
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Old March 20th, 2006, 01:26 AM   #18 (permalink)
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OK, if this REALLY is a real pregnancy. I believe Katie got pregnant way before, and could possibly already have given birth, and NOW she's wearing the fake tummy, which could be leading to the varying sizes and general wackiness.

Why? because Tom's baby's birth really really really really needs to coincide with the premiere of mission impossible 3. this way they have full control over the timing and the subsequent media frenzy.
SVZ, I thought the very same thing as I was reading through this.
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Old March 20th, 2006, 05:10 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Maybe we should start a sweepstake to guess how close to the MI3 premier little L.Ron Jr bursts out of Katie's stomach during dinner.
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Old March 20th, 2006, 05:44 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Ok, I'm in. I say the baby will be born six weeks before the release date, so that she will be 'recovered' and able to hit the press junket with baby toted along.
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Old March 20th, 2006, 06:14 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I'd say closer - probably around 2 weeks. So we still care.
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Old March 20th, 2006, 06:14 AM   #22 (permalink)
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She could always just pull out the pillow right before the premiere. Miscarriage and all would get alot of sympathy for creepy Tom. Would not put it past $cientology either...then they could go through another "pregnancy" and have the added "will she miscarry again?" tension for even more publicity. ...who knows what could happen..Tom is totally jacked up on $cientology! Anything goes!
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Old March 20th, 2006, 06:41 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Ok. I think she will actual go into labor at the MI3 premiere!
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Old March 20th, 2006, 06:52 AM   #24 (permalink)
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This must be the longest pregnancy in the history of the world. When the pregnancy was announced in October, she looked like she was about 4 or 5 months along. Which means she should be popping out little L.Ronnie any day now.
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