Record Label Tells Britney Spears - Shape Up! - Page 2

Mel1973 · April 12th, 2006, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bellatheball

She's setting herself up for a prime comeback. Think about it, if she were to turn things around now, lose the weight, dump her a$$ of a husband and film another raunchy video, people would lap it up. Everyone loves a come back.

I think she's sucked her entire "career". Society just likes to see hot bodies writhing on the floor, covered in sweat wearing a frigging snake! She's already had more of a "career" than she should have hoped for. I personally wouldn't give a squirt of piss for one of her "albums" or a "comeback" - shit you have to have been somewhere to comeback.

Bellatheball · April 12th, 2006, 04:50 PM

^^ Haha. But by the standards you just mentioned, she was "somewhere!"

aabbcc · April 12th, 2006, 04:51 PM

Why do these articles keep saying she's pregnant with her second child? There has been no official announcement that she is pregnant again.

darksithbunny · April 12th, 2006, 05:09 PM

Oh, it's coming.^^^

UndercoverGator · April 12th, 2006, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by aabbcc

Why do these articles keep saying she's pregnant with her second child? There has been no official announcement that she is pregnant again.

Because her stoat-like belly keeps bulging like it's housing another Federspawn and some supposed 'friends' have told the press it's a bambino.

Elisa · April 12th, 2006, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ang

i kind of have a little compassion for her on this one.

I'm with you on this one.

I really believe that when and if Britney wants to return to the business, she'll have no problem getting herself into shape. She's used to the regimen and discipline of keeping herself in shape. When she wants to, she'll bounce back - at her own pace.

I don't think she really cares about her career right now. She's enjoying motherhood and that should be her priority. It's not like she needs to work again.

What I find interesting is that Britney hasn't courted the media since she became pregnant. It wasn't until towards the end of her pregnancy that we really saw any pics or anyting - and most of those invaded her privacy. She needs to catch a break.

Grimmlok · April 12th, 2006, 06:22 PM

Oh please, if she wanted to catch a break she wouldn't have cletus out promoting his shit album, or driving around in a ferarri to go get some cheetos.

Palermo · April 12th, 2006, 06:25 PM

IS she pregnant or not?

red wine · April 12th, 2006, 06:27 PM

This report sounds strange to me, too. I thought she has publically denied a second pregnancy? And if she is pregnant, how can her record label force her to get in shape You can't do much about your shape while pregnant.

If it is just extra weight, who cares. Being post-partum and being a first time mom can be overwhelming. It is nice to see a celebrity not jumping off the delivery table onto the eliptical machine and starving herself.

As far as the fear she'll never get her body back, I know women who have four and five kids and look better after.

All that and I am not even a fan of hers. I don't think she can sing at all, really. But I hate the everyday reports of how "fat" she is and how she needs to get in shape.

UndercoverGator · April 12th, 2006, 06:33 PM

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I really believe that when and if Britney wants to return to the business, she'll have no problem getting herself into shape. She's used to the regimen and discipline of keeping herself in shape. When she wants to, she'll bounce back - at her own pace.

I respectfully call bullshit on that. If anything "Chaotic" taught us is that Britney Spears is as dumb as a box of retarded rocks, can't do her own hair, can't put on her makeup, can't dress herself, needs to be told what to eat, when to workout and spoon fed just about everything knowledge-wise. She's been like veal raised in a box, told to do this or do that without having to extend any brain power to know why she has to do those things. All those articles coming out around the time she seriously hooked up with Cletus sounded like she was in serious rebellion against doing what Momma and others wanted, she just wanted to smoke dope, eat crap and ball a loser. She's not self aware enough to be able to get herself out of the state she's in.

Has everyone forgotten those post birth photos of her much thinner than she is now showing off the lack of belly?

SVZ · April 12th, 2006, 06:33 PM

Don't tell me she doesn't wash her face before pouring on the covergirl

hooterific · April 14th, 2006, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by UndercoverGator

I respectfully call bullshit on that. If anything "Chaotic" taught us is that Britney Spears is as dumb as a box of retarded rocks, can't do her own hair, can't put on her makeup, can't dress herself, needs to be told what to eat, when to workout and spoon fed just about everything knowledge-wise. She's been like veal raised in a box, told to do this or do that without having to extend any brain power to know why she has to do those things. All those articles coming out around the time she seriously hooked up with Cletus sounded like she was in serious rebellion against doing what Momma and others wanted, she just wanted to smoke dope, eat crap and ball a loser. She's not self aware enough to be able to get herself out of the state she's in.

Has everyone forgotten those post birth photos of her much thinner than she is now showing off the lack of belly?

you said "ball a loser"- thats hilarious.