Perez Hilton is featured in the New York Times - Page 2

crackho · July 29th, 2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Beeyotch

If he wasn't such a dick (belive me, no pun intended), I would feel bad for him. So embarrassing. Why? WHY?

I guess he's laughing the whole way to the bank. He WILL get his, though. He makes fun of non-celebrities, he outs people who don't want their sexuality known to the public, and is just plain vile. Karma not be liking none of that shit. He is going to fall hard.

Born In A Brothel · July 29th, 2007, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by aabbcc

Ewwww.

Not packing much, is he?

The funny part is he had an ad on Manhunt and listed his pecker at 7.5 inches. He included a picture of one, but with no face attached to the image. It certainly was not him!

For deets, link with images is *NSFW*

Perez Hilton Lies To Thousands On Manhunt / Queerty

Niki · July 29th, 2007, 03:54 PM

Oh geez, my eyes, my eyes

nycgirl · July 29th, 2007, 04:03 PM

ewww......he's also into some kinky stuff

Quote:

Originally Posted by Born In A Brothel

The funny part is he had an ad on Manhunt and listed his pecker at 7.5 inches. He included a picture of one, but with no face attached to the image. It certainly was not him!

For deets, link with images is *NSFW*

Perez Hilton Lies To Thousands On Manhunt / Queerty

runNwild · July 29th, 2007, 04:08 PM

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The funny part is he had an ad on Manhunt and listed his pecker at 7.5 inches. He included a picture of one, but with no face attached to the image. It certainly was not him!

in all fairness, maybe he's a grower, not a shower...

oh, and lol at the term "aggressive camel toe"

!!!

carrie2008 · July 29th, 2007, 04:09 PM

OMG that picture..omg..I feel bad..I just had food too..

Someone make him go away...PLEASE!

Born In A Brothel · July 29th, 2007, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by runNwild

in all fairness, maybe he's a grower, not a shower...

Unless he is taping, there's no way that b&w cock is his. It's not even standing at 45 degrees, so I doubt it's all that hard. Perez has a little bitty winkle worm!

crackho · July 29th, 2007, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Born In A Brothel

Unless he is taping, there's no way that b&w cock is his. It's not even standing at 45 degrees, so I doubt it's all that hard. Perez has a little bitty winkle worm!

He was a lot thinner in those photos - and he could have just HAD an erection that was partially going away - that can make it look a little bigger even though it isn't actually "hard". Most importantly, being fat can often hide an otherwise normal-sized penis. And I would consider Perez a little on the hefty side. Hell, you could move in!

acinodras · July 29th, 2007, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by crackho

I guess he's laughing the whole way to the bank. He WILL get his, though. He makes fun of non-celebrities, he outs people who don't want their sexuality known to the public, and is just plain vile. Karma not be liking none of that shit. He is going to fall hard.

Yes!!!!

And with Britney, Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, Joe Francis, and seemingly every other Republican cabinet member and congressperson currently in trouble or facing punishment, it seems Karma has woken up and she's in a really shitty mood.

It's only a matter of time, Perez....

potato_chips · July 30th, 2007, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Born In A Brothel

They should've used this picture instead.

WTF!?!? THAT'S not camel toe, THAT'S GODZILLA'S TOE!!!

Born In A Brothel · July 30th, 2007, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by potato_chips

WTF!?!? THAT'S not camel toe, THAT'S GODZILLA'S TOE!!!

Frankenberries!

Laxmobster · July 30th, 2007, 10:24 AM

I like his site but he's so full of himself. He doesn't talk shit about the people he hangs with because they are making him a celebrity and getting him into the parties.

And i think I'm blind from that godzilla toe...

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