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    The Maniston Manifesto

    Women of the world hear me
    I am manly in both face and form
    And thus I am barren
    And I am alone

    I ask for your pity my sisters
    In my time of great turmoil
    My time of great sorrow
    For these are the bad days
    The days that try a man's soul

    Brad was taken by a seductress
    Beautiful in face and form
    Vince sobered up
    And I was again alone

    But do not fret my sisters
    For a day of reckoning draws near
    Soon I shall rise reborn
    And never again will the world forget
    He who is a son, an actor, and a Friend

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    An Ode to Brad Pitt

    My name is Brad and I've been branded a cad
    But have now redeemed myself by becoming a dad
    I got so carried away and wanted to fuck Angelina
    So I left my poor barren wife to howl like a hyena

    So now here I sit enveloped by veins
    Biology's stronger than the toughest chains
    I'm well and truly whipped by Angie's pussy
    But she makes it up in bed and my her veins are juicy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    An Ode to Brad Pitt

    My name is Brad and I've been branded a cad
    But have now redeemed myself by becoming a dad
    I got so carried away and wanted to fuck Angelina
    So I left my poor barren wife to howl like a hyena

    So now here I sit enveloped by veins
    Biology's stronger than the toughest chains
    I'm well and truly whipped by Angie's pussy
    But she makes it up in bed and my her veins are juicy!


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    ^^^ Thanks, Cataroo.

    I really should stay off that nasty cheap wine. It's like paint-stripper and having much the same effect on my.... vein....oops!... I mean BRAIN!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    ^^^ Thanks, Cataroo.

    I really should stay off that nasty cheap wine. It's like paint-stripper and having much the same effect on my.... vein....oops!... I mean BRAIN!!

    I have that same problem too...but mine is with the Merlot-In-A-Box. I have to make myself move away from the computer for fear of commiting PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

    (yes, I DID just admit I drink wine from a box...I am so pathetic...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    An Ode to Brad Pitt

    My name is Brad and I've been branded a cad
    But have now redeemed myself by becoming a dad
    I got so carried away and wanted to fuck Angelina
    So I left my poor barren wife to howl like a hyena

    So now here I sit enveloped by veins
    Biology's stronger than the toughest chains
    I'm well and truly whipped by Angie's pussy
    But she makes it up in bed and my her veins are juicy!

    ^^Moog, you've got to stop inspiring me. LOL


    A Tale of Vince Vaughn

    Once upon a time I was happy and free
    Hanging out with the boys
    Having a ball getting drunk
    Jesus I knew had the best luck

    Then I did this movie with a strange man
    He had just gotten dumped
    And since I'll try anything once
    we hooked up

    But then he got clingy, needy and wild
    I knew it was time to get the hell out of Dodge
    So I asked my friend Brad for advice
    He said just avoid the chin and you'll be alright

    At last, I broke free
    And I could date real women again
    But my time with that crazy man
    is one I'll never forget

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    Quote Originally Posted by cataroo View Post
    (yes, I DID just admit I drink wine from a box...I am so pathetic...)
    Meh. I can't be bothered with wine snobbery.

    Call me a Philistine (that's hard to say drunk!) but it's quantity over quality every time for me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    ^^Moog, you've got to stop inspiring me. LOL


    A Tale of Vince Vaughn

    Once upon a time I was happy and free
    Hanging out with the boys
    Having a ball getting drunk
    Jesus I knew had the best luck

    Then I did this movie with a strange man
    He had just gotten dumped
    And since I'll try anything once
    we hooked up

    But then he got clingy, needy and wild
    I knew it was time to get the hell out of Dodge
    So I asked my friend Brad for advice
    He said just avoid the chin and you'll be alright

    At last, I broke free
    And I could date real women again
    But my time with that crazy man
    is one I'll never forget
    LOL! Just snorted out loud and made my hub wonder for the tenth time tonight JUST WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING!!!??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Chiniston can't even get a boss, career, sexual satisfaction, mistaken for a woman at the DMV..
    Oh, but she does have a boss, they call him Hagvane round some parts.

    Remember him, the rep that scours the internet and issues threats to bloggers (cough Perez cough) that rip on her chin?

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    This thread is hilarious! Love to see the evil(oh so clever and delicious it is!) spread out amongst all three of the Brangelina triad.
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Would you expect anything less from a Maniston basher?
    Yeah well maybe your onto something there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voodoo Child View Post
    Yeah well maybe your onto something there!
    Well, I've got to be on my toes around you. You're sneaky.

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    Nothing hypocritical about it.

    Freedom of press pertains to banning the press from reporting certain things altogether.

    Since Fox has the freedom to report that Angelina doesnt want them to be on the red carpet, its fine. Angelina isn't sitting in its office and censoring news, godammit!

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    you guys are absolute idiots....i guess we dropped the serious talk about page 9 or so...lol. i really didnt expect this, but i am laughing an insane amount. goobers........lol
    "I'll probably just end up in some seedy bar with some seedy blonde"-some random Englishman

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