Kevin Smith rips Joe Siegel a new one for being a turd at Clerks 2 screening - Page 4

ang · July 19th, 2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Grimmlok

I want to see Joe Siegel get fucked by a Donkey. Someone should film it, and then rate it 'terrible' for his performance.

don't forget...we must give the review a cheesy title...something along the lines of criticizing his "gh-ASS-tly performance".

MrsDark · July 20th, 2006, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Grimmlok

uh, wasn't the movie rated 14+ or Restricted?

Wtf was she doing with her stupid kin in a movie WAY too old for him? I would have laughed at her face and kicked her out.

That movie was rated R! 17+ Dumb bitch should have known better. When my husband and I went to see it we saw at least two white trash bitches each with a handful of kids 10 and under and just shook our heads. One got up and left with her brood after the language and the other and her two (who probably heard the same stuff at the dinner table every night) stayed and enjoyed the songs about uncle fucking and learned how to find the clitoris. Very educational.

The irony knows no bounds seeing that the message of the film was more or less the stupidity of parents who don't pay attention to what's going on with their kids and then want to ban everything.

pacific breeze · July 20th, 2006, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Grimmlok

uh, wasn't the movie rated 14+ or Restricted?

Wtf was she doing with her stupid kin in a movie WAY too old for him? I would have laughed at her face and kicked her out.

Previews are never rated. I was/am amazed at how many people bring young children to extremely violent and/or sexual movies.

MrsDark · July 20th, 2006, 12:30 AM

Don't even get me started on the rating system. I'm not going to be bringing my 7 yr old to anything I deem inappropriate even if it's supposedly rated a-okay for his age group, but it does irk me the huge amount of violence in movies marketed to kids his age! I'd much rather my son see a pair of tits than some of the stuff in a PG rated flick.

pacific breeze · July 20th, 2006, 12:36 AM

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I really liked Jersey Girl, I thought it was sweet. Would have done better at the box office if it wasn't for the Ben/JLO sh!t.

Who doesn't talk about beastiality? My friend and I often joke about where we live, "Where the men are men and the sheep are scared." Since we joke about it, are people "up in arms" offended? I haven't seen the movie, but I don't imagine it to be much different than that.

Seriously, get over yourselves.

Seriously, learn some manners.

As for who doesn't talk about bestiality all the time, lots and lots of people. I'm familiar with the expression you used, have used it myself in fact. That's a little different than having it actually performed in front of you IF that is what happens in the movie.

And as I stated very clearly, all this is my personal opinion. I'm not asking anyone to share it, I'm not into censorship, and I'm not into judging people who disagree with me and telling them to "get over yourselves."

ediebrooks · July 20th, 2006, 06:24 AM

Count me as the one in the minority who doesn't talk about bestiality. You go, Pacific Breeze!

equallydivided · July 20th, 2006, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by pacific breeze

Seriously, learn some manners.

As for who doesn't talk about bestiality all the time, lots and lots of people. I'm familiar with the expression you used, have used it myself in fact. That's a little different than having it actually performed in front of you IF that is what happens in the movie.

And as I stated very clearly, all this is my personal opinion. I'm not asking anyone to share it, I'm not into censorship, and I'm not into judging people who disagree with me and telling them to "get over yourselves."

I can certainly respect your opinion AND not completely agree with you. I understand your point of view and share a large part of it myself. Beastiality is ILLEGAL, but talking about it isn't. In this movie, they are supposedly talking about a girl performing oral sex on a donkey. Again, if it's not your cup of tea, that's fine (it's actually not mine either).

Why ANYONE would take their kid to the movie is beyond me, considering it's probably rated R for content. Unfortunately, there will be many who watch it,,,, and guess what....they usually mimic these stupid movies.

Grimmlok · July 20th, 2006, 09:16 AM

I would pay 5 dollars to witness a 16 year old girl giving head to a Donkey because this movie made her.

buttmunch · July 20th, 2006, 09:17 AM

Only five dollars?

Grimmlok · July 20th, 2006, 11:22 AM

Well really, it's not much of a novelty

Sojiita · July 20th, 2006, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Grimmlok

I want to see Joe Siegel get fucked by a Donkey. Someone should film it, and then rate it 'terrible' for his performance.

Bellatheball · July 20th, 2006, 02:18 PM

Pacific, I'm with you. I'm no stick in the mud at all but I just don't see how this is really funny. Eh, if you get your rocks off by watching this crap, have at it. I think I'll stick with the more mainstream thanks.

buttmunch · July 20th, 2006, 05:17 PM

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Well really, it's not much of a novelty

I think I'm missing something here. People are talking like they actually PERFORM bestial act in the film when I think they simply talk about it...and that, my friends, is a horse of a different color.