Katie Holmes takes out tiny Tom Cruise

**Icepik** · September 28th, 2006, 08:46 PM

Tom must shop here

http://www.increasingshoes.com/onlin...SearchHeight=3

**twitchy** · September 28th, 2006, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Icepik

Tom must shop here

http://www.increasingshoes.com/onlin...SearchHeight=3

And then he uses these: http://www.levitatorlifts.com/ (extra 2 1/2 inches!)

***bagels*** · September 28th, 2006, 10:18 PM

wow, katie looks like shit in that picture. pale, pasty, gaunt, tired....poor thing.

**enctpc** · September 29th, 2006, 02:05 AM

I saw a picture where Tom was standing on a box to be as high as the actor he was in a movie with... I will see if I can find it again.
They hold hands in a strange grip...IMO

**buttmunch** · September 29th, 2006, 03:04 AM

Was he giving his patented 'penis hug'?

**litupgirl** · September 29th, 2006, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by twitchy

I figure about 5'4". But the ego is HUUUGE!!

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**Blackberry** · September 29th, 2006, 09:08 AM

He should hang out with Mary-Kate and Ashley.

**KandyKorn** · September 29th, 2006, 09:27 AM

Lifts? He needs stilts.

**suede** · September 29th, 2006, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by Icepik

If she was allowed to wear 4 inch heels, she'd be 6 feet tall.

She always seems to wear really high heels with him - even dressed down.
Makes me think it's a power thing - even if it's unconscious.

But that's just me.

She look really tired or something here.

God that picture...
I don't even know what to say

**Beeyotch** · September 29th, 2006, 09:50 AM

She does look like a giantess, reminds me of the Harry Potter movie and how they played with perspective to make Hagrid look like a half-giant.

Agreed that Katie is looking bad. And her legs look inexplicably chunky compared to her very thin torso.

**KandyKorn** · September 29th, 2006, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by suede

She always seems to wear really high heels with him - even dressed down.
Makes me think it's a power thing - even if it's unconscious.

Maybe it's her way of 'sticking it to the man'!

**buttmunch** · September 29th, 2006, 10:11 AM

Well, if you had to hold hands with that little dwarf every time you went out in public wouldn't you pull some sort of subversive action? I know I sure would!

**twitchy** · September 29th, 2006, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by enctpc

I saw a picture where Tom was standing on a box to be as high as the actor he was in a movie with... I will see if I can find it again.

I remember that picture. Sadly it was outed as photoshop. Still funny though so post it if you find it!

**PaintTheTownRed** · September 29th, 2006, 10:28 AM

If he wasn't short enough, they're walking on a drain that slopes. When my hubby and I walk on those we become eye to eye, they're pretty deep. But the picture cracks me up