Katie Holmes desperate for another round with the turkey baster

[A*O]

I got that Vanity Fair and even if I lived under a rock and didn't know about the Great Fake Baby Debate, one look at those pics would make me think there's something very wrong with that 'baby'. I have never, NEVER seen such a young baby with so much thick, dark hair (it looks like a toupe) and the pics have been airbrushed and/or chopped. In the 'family' shots all three of them look like they are whacked out on tranqs.

And I LOVE that everyone, but EVERYONE is still calling her Katie in direct contravention of The Poison Dwarf's pronouncement that henceforth she must be referred to as Kate.

[LynnieD]

I never saw the pix (only a glimpse of one or two) so I am not in the loop here. And there were rumors about photoshopping, but what the hell?? Its a freaking 3 month old. What would they be photoshopping???? The hair?

[A*O]

This ties in with MY theory. Katie actually was pregnant but gave birth a few weeks before the 'official' birth which they delayed as long as possible to coincide with the release of MI3. This explains the 10-11? month pregnancy but calls even further in question the paternity of the kid because if she's Tom's then he knocked Katie up pretty much on their first date. The later stages of the pregnancy were faked with pillows, etc because she'd already given birth. Remember how crap she looked during that time? It wasn't because she was exhausted and pregnant, it was because she'd just given birth. The baby we see in the pics is Katie's for sure (same eyes) but she's a lot older than her 'official' age, hence the hair and the fact that she just looks like an older baby.

There are some of those VF pics posted here Lynnie. A search should help you find them.

[MsChiff]

And I LOVE that everyone, but EVERYONE is still calling her Katie in direct contravention of The Poison Dwarf's pronouncement that henceforth she must be referred to as Kate.


LMAO! I love it toooo

[Zee]

Is he going to buy an exam table complete with stirrups for the house? Would go nicely with the home ultrasound machine.

Some people should just have seamonkeys instead of children.

[Lobelia]

I'm trying to remember here,....when did she announce the pregnancy and when was the birth? It did seem like a year-long pregnancy, but what were the actual dates, does anybody remember? I'm just going down memory lane...

[Palermo]

How come up until recently Katie couldn't take a piss without minders, but now she is going to sex shows with Posh in Paris? does this make sense to anybody?

[Voodoo Child]

I don't care anymore. She sealed her own fate a while ago.

[BoogsBun]

I'm trying to remember here,....when did she announce the pregnancy and when was the birth? It did seem like a year-long pregnancy, but what were the actual dates, does anybody remember? I'm just going down memory lane...

I want to say she said she was pg in October of '05, and that she was 3 months along? But she looked to be at least 4 months pg, if not 5 months. Then from about Feb-April she had the "mystery belly", never knew what shape, size, postition it would be (one day it was a football under her boobs, the next day it was a basketball hanging to her crotch).

[CherryDarling]

Sex shows with Posh to inspire another pregnancy???????????????? Completely insane!

[Bellatheball]

I think that she wants another chance at being pregnant so that they can "fix" all of the mistakes they made with the Suri pregnancy and prove to everyone that Katie really IS carrying a baby, therefore must have been carying Suri and not just pretending to be pregnant. Unfortunately for them, I think they ruined whatever chance they had at seeming normal with the Vanity Fair spread of a photoshopped face on a 10 month old baby's body and article, some of which I know for a fact was blatantly untrue. The fact that Suri has STILL not been seen (even in a carrier or stroller being loaded into a car) really proves to me that she doesn't exist.

SB, you have the inside scoop with her family, no? What else do you know? Come on, give it up girl. Enquiring minds....

There was a fabulous thread in the misc section of this site that put up photos of Katie throughout her pregnancy (cough). Lots of great stuff in that thread.

[GoldDust77]

Katie Holmes is reportedly desperate for another baby.

BWAHAHA!!! What an IDIOT! She really is brainwashed beyond all help. And i don't even feel sorry for this blindly-stupid money-hungry FOOL who sold her soul for money & status, anymore. F*cking clueless cult-member dumbass.

[Seapharris7]

Well, I for one think Suri is really (at the very least) Katie’s daughter and Katie really does have stretch marks - proving to me she had a baby. Although stretch marks are not like tree rings, I cannot tell WHEN she had her baby.

The only thing that really boggles is Suri has yet to be seen ANYWHERE else but the Vanity Fair photo shoot. Do they not take their baby to the grocery store? The Scientology center? Or out for a walk?!

WHEN/IF Suri visits the Beckhams or the Smiths (Will & Jade; who have supposedly spent time with Tom & family @ thier son’s B-day party) - does NO ONE attending the party not have a camera or at the very least - a cell phone?!?!

It just seems like SOMEONE should have seen this baby SOMEWHERE since, if not before, the VF shoot.

I “think” Katie had a kid… but I have not seen Suri since a recently publicity stunt. Sounds almost like wha all her friends and family have said since TomKat began. Although, shouldn’t the grandparents, Kate’s parents, have SOME pictures of their grandchild?

Maybe my family is weird, but when the kids and grandparents get together - it is nothing but play & more then everyone’s share of photos. My grandparents are the world’s worst when it comes to taking pictures of a child for doing “nothing”. JUST BECAUSE it’s their grand-baby!

[GoldDust77]

^^^Also, SeaPharris, (in addition to, like you said, it being EXTREMELY WEIRD that *Suri* has ONLY been seen in the Vanity Fair photo shoot and not out & about at ANY TIME), it is extremely weird that with all the widespread talk about Suri not even existing (before the VF photos came out), that NOBODY from Katie's family EVER spoke out & said, "Hey, that's my granddaughter you're talking about! Shut up; she sure does exist, she's my granddaughter and i love her!". But there was nothing but a bizarre silence. WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD.

[Seapharris7]

^ My thoughts echoed accordingly.

My parents, grandparents, and even great-grandparents, who NOT stand for someone saying baby isn’t real, alive or what not. Even if/when a relationship is faked or not approved of - usually a baby is center staged. Your parents/grandparents should care more about the baby then your relationship.