Katie Holmes brainwashing continues...

[Grimmlok]

From a Scientology pimp chalice.

[buttmunch]

But who is the daddy? I WANT TO KNOW!!!

[Laurent]

Originally Posted by buttmunch

There’s no sign of a pregnancy, but there is a woman in the background of every picture. She’s been identified as Jessica Feshbach Rodriguez, Holmes’ best friend since the spring and a high-level minderfrom the Church of Scientology.

A "high-level minder?" WTF? KH really is insane if she's still deluding herself into thinking that isn't a cult.

[lennonfan]

Originally Posted by Lobelia

My theories:

I think he divorced Nicole because she finally just outright rejected Scientology, and the 10 year mark was coming up, so hurry up & divorce so you don't lose more stuff.

Penelope Cruz is a man-getter, but not a man-keeper. She manages to entice, lure & trap all her co-stars because she becomes everything they ever wanted in a woman, but no one can keep that crap up forever. Tom had to move on, because the illusion wore off.

Katie is a cute little blank slate. She makes him feel young again, especially since she looks 12 years old. She makes him feel large & in charge. She's fairly well-known but without the egos & gumption of Nicole & Penelope. She'll do anything he wants & change however he wants. She's like Play-doh. She's hoping that she will benefit professionally from this alliance, but unfortunately, she latched onto him at the WRONG time. I think his deal with the devil has run out.

I used to think the gay rumors about Tom were ridiculous, but not anymore. Do you think Katie knows he's gay, and she's just willing to ride this gravy train of publicity?

Wow, Lobelia, I think you are so right on with your theories.

[blondeviking]

Originally Posted by MonkeyMix

She's amazing.

She's wonderful.

She's an artist. She likes ribbons and stuff.

She's an amazing woman.

I have never felt this way before.

Amazing.

Hee hee

[Lobelia]

Ribbons & stuff?

[Algernon]

^^In reference to an interview where Tom was saying how crafty and artistic Katie was, and that she'd be making all the wedding invitations...on the other board we mocked it...

[iconophilia]

Originally Posted by buttmunch

But who is the daddy? I WANT TO KNOW!!!

Jessica Simpson's dad! The Rev!

[AliceInWonderland]

Yeah and a "silent birth" is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of! Those people are absolute freaks! and the crap they make their newborns drink: barley and milk - WTF?!?