Katie Couric Shows Suri Pictures!

[CherryDarling]

Suri is gorgeous....and I can see both Tom and Katie in her facial features/expressions. But, like other posters have said, a lot can take place with the good ole' airbrush

But what can't I see? Tom Terrific and KrazyKatie getting it on. Just...no.

[buttmunch]

And why are their eyes closed in every shot? Weird as hell...

[Lil]

I think:

• that baby is cute as a button
• she is a product of Tom and Katie's loins
• Tom's loins were nowhere near Katie's when Suri was conceived, nor have they ever been
• Tom is a nutjob
• The whole Tom and Katie thing will end in tears,mostly Katie's, sooner or later

[dancindiva]

I would like to think that at least in the begining of their relationship that Katie still had enough sense that if someone had asked her to get pregnant by a turkey baster she would have said "Hell, NO!!". Which leads me to believe it's not Tom's baby.

Everyone thought the shoe shopping was odd. I agree,it's not tom's baby, and she wore padding right before Suri's "birth". Remember that shot of her in that silk shirt?

[buttmunch]

Ahh....I remember that shot. Anyone able to give us a visual reminder?

[aabbcc]

There was also the 'pregnant Katie' who didn't really look like Katie and everyone thought it was someone else. Remember her?

[firecrotch]

Originally Posted by buttmunch

Ahh....I remember that shot. Anyone able to give us a visual reminder?

This one?

[sprynkles]

Nerr nurr, no way...really? Is this a fake pic????

[twitchy]

Real pic, fake pregnancy.

[MrsMarsters]

I would like to see people argue about that!

[Bellatheball]

CONSPIRACY THEORY

Ok, we weren't going to bother spreading this story, but whenever we tell it to anyone they encourage us to do so. So here we go. Keep in mind this is a RUMOR, but it explains a lot. The story goes that when Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn't MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don't remember, Suri's announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented - there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn't want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn't newborn. After a few months it's not so easy to recognize a baby's exact age. Have you noticed that Suri has uniquely slanted eyes like Chris Klein? Keep in mind this is simply a rumor - form your own conclusions.

Now this, I believe.

Originally Posted by southernbelle

I know for a fact that this is not true. As many of you know, I have relatives who are friends with Martin and Kathy Holmes and have told us that they are absolutely sick over Katie's relationship with Tom and the effect that it has had on their family. So either Katie's lying to the reporter, the reporter is lying about her experience at the Cruise house in Telluride, or Martin and Kathy are lying to their friends. I wonder which of those first two options is the most plausible.

You've said this before and I totally believe this. That editor was convincing. I still don't buy it though.

Does anyone else find it weird that the VF chick referred to Suri as "it?"

[PrettyGirl]

I think Katie Holmes is a stupid little girl who grew up a Tom Cruise fan. She met him and became immediately infatuated with him. I do think she slept with him right away because she worshipped his pathetic ass. Being the ego-maniac that he is, he probably loved this--young girl, totally submissive, not much of a career. Hell, it must've been a dream come true for him. So yes, I do believe they had sex, therefore, it's very likely they conceived this child together. Suri does look like them both.

That being said, I also think the novelty of this new relationship has worn off for them. When they first met, they must've been on Cloud 9, but that's over with. He's bored of her and she's realizing he's a domineering S.O.B. who has quite eccentric ideas. The only reason they're still together is because of Suri. If that kid wouldn't have been born, I think he would've dumped Katie Holmes by now. But I truly believe Katie wanted to get pregnant. I think she wanted to trap his ass...she wanted to be with 'Tom Cruise' (her idol). I think it was more orchestrated on her part, not really his. But since she was going to be around and ended up pregnant with his child, I'm sure it was very important to Tom to make her a Scientologist. I don't think he forced her into it--I think she wanted him and got him. Now she probably regrets it because she knows the real Tom Cruise. It's probably his way or the highway...and she's probably not too happy with that set-up. And this whole 'Where's Suri' shit was probably a sign of problems. Maybe they weren't even together or they had a brief separation. What are they going to do, pose all happily for photographs with the new baby when maybe they're on rocky ground and have been since before that kid was born? I think that's why they never released pictures of Suri early on--they were probably having big, big problems and didn't want to put publicity on themselves.

They'll stay together another year or so but I don't think they'll ever marry. I really believe they have major issues and big problems already. They're going to butt heads in the coming years about that child and how she'll be raised and Katie's going to get fed up (if she's not already). I don't see Tom eager to marry her anymore either. But when they break up, it's going to be a nasty child custody battle I'll tell you that much.

[buttmunch]

Thanks for finding that picture firecrotch. It is just too hilarious for words. And I just can't see ThetinTomThumb getting it up for a woman. If that baby is his (which I really have trouble believing) it's from a one off or from a turkey baster. In all likelihood it's someone else's kid.

And yeah, it's weird that Jane Sarkin refers to Suri as 'it'. Just another thing on a long list of weird things about this. The biggest question is, why did/ they feel the need to go to such lengths to 'prove' they're in love and 'prove' that this baby is his?

[ediebrooks]

Originally Posted by buttmunch

Thanks for finding that picture firecrotch. It is just too hilarious for words. And I just can't see ThetinTomThumb getting it up for a woman. If that baby is his (which I really have trouble believing) it's from a one off or from a turkey baster. In all likelihood it's someone else's kid.

And yeah, it's weird that Jane Sarkin refers to Suri as 'it'. Just another thing on a long list of weird things about this. The biggest question is, why did/ they feel the need to go to such lengths to 'prove' they're in love and 'prove' that this baby is his?

Obviously, they've maintained the "so in love" charade to "prove" that Tom is straight. They also want to "prove" the baby is Tom's to reinforce the notion that Tom is virile and capable of producing sperm. I've always wondered if some scandal about Tom's gay escapades was about to break when he hooked up with Katie. Remember, their union was very sudden, which immediately made folks suspicious.

Also, I think the theory that Chris Klein is the father of the baby is very valid. If the baby was born months before the widely reported April due date, that would indicate was Katie was wearing padding the last few months of the longest pregnancy on record. I guess wearing that ridiculous padding was part of her "contract".

[buttmunch]

I'm still laughing over the picture. What a gem. I mean, I was once massively, hugely pregnant with a whopper of a kid but never was I able to serve a three course meal balanced on my 'belly'.