Jessica Simpson's dad is delaying the release date of her new movie 'Blond Ambition'

**RevellingInSane** · July 9th, 2007, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

One exception: Cher.
One other exception: Frank Sinatra.

If you are not Cher or Frank Sinatra...stay out of the movies.

Thanks Lily. You know, when I think of Cher and Sinatra, I think about their acting first.

They are/were very good!

**Lily** · July 9th, 2007, 05:58 PM

^Cher is a better actress than a singer, I think! She's a great actress. But that is freakin' rare.

And same with the other way around....Actresses who want to be singers. Shut up.

**Gen X EJC** · August 2nd, 2007, 10:58 PM

Even better.... from US Weekly's website:

http://www.usmagazine.com/jessica_simpson_s_big_bomb

Jessica Simpson’s Big Bomb
Wednesday August 1, 2007

Jessica Simpson filming "Blonde Ambition" in New York City. March 1, 2007.
Bauer-Griffin.com
Is Jessica Simpson’s flick Blonde Ambition too much of a stinker for the silver screen?
“It is going straight to DVD domestically. It will only come out in theaters internationally,” an insider tells Us Weekly.
What’s the problem with the romantic comedy, costarring Luke Wilson, 35?
“The movie is absolutely horrible,” says a source. “It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting.”
Counter’s Simpson’s rep: “It’s definitely a theatrical release.”
A rep for the movie studio tells Us, “The final distribution plans have not been confirmed, so it would be premature to comment at this time.”

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Posted by Noelle Hancock at 11:10 am ET

Dang, Papa Joe, what about that Oscar winning porn star role? It might be time for a second look...

**Gen X EJC** · August 3rd, 2007, 11:48 PM

double bump - where the Jessica haters at? Come on, straight to DVD! Let's get vicious :O

**CRAZY 'N' NUTS** · August 4th, 2007, 04:47 AM

^^^I hear ya Gen X. I dont need to say this bitch cant act cause it goes without saying. I think she's a joke, she's butt ugly and a twit....great combination huh?

**rolls eyes waiting for the same old Jessica fans to comment on how beeeautiful she is **

**Lily** · August 4th, 2007, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by CRAZY 'N' NUTS

^^^I hear ya Gen X. I dont need to say this bitch cant act cause it goes without saying. I think she's a joke, she's butt ugly and a twit....great combination huh?

**rolls eyes waiting for the same old Jessica fans to comment on how beeeautiful she is **

Why do we pay attention to her again? Seriously. She's not pretty, she's not cute, and she's absolutely talentless.

Look at her face in that photo! Nicole Kidman with a botoxed face exhibits more believable emotions than that.

**Beeyotch** · August 4th, 2007, 08:13 AM

Mmmwahahahahaha!Straight to DVD, color me surprised

And that is a seriously ugly wig straight outta the Ghetto Shirley Temple collection.

You know, I wouldn't call Jessica ugly if she had left whatever drugs she's done alone, they made her look mannish and more ridiculous--both her father and hairdresser were managing that nicely already.

Mostly it's her ultra-annoying OTTness and hammy style that she uses at ALL TIMES in order to make up for her extraordinary lack of acting talent. Makes me want to punch her in those trouty balloon lips of hers.

**Classic Broad** · August 4th, 2007, 06:43 PM

She & Daddy Dearest are desperately flailing around, trying to find the magic forumula to make her "likeable" again - good luck with that!!!
America's met the REAL Jessica Simpson,and it doesn't like her.

Lousy, selfish, worthless disgusting TWIT!!!

**Gen X EJC** · August 4th, 2007, 08:54 PM

Crazy N Nuts - couldn't agree more. I think she's definite proof that plastic surgery is a bad idea when it's done on a young woman who hasn't finished growing into her face yet.

Lily - I pay attention to her for exactly those reasons, actually. I don't have to feel any guilt when I laugh at her!!!! Now, why anyone would think she should be given jobs... ummm... NO IDEA.

Beeyotch - hey, if you ever do punch her, I'm your alibi! "No, officer, she couldn't have been punching Jessica Simpson in the face repeatedly. We were having coffee and discussing global warming. You know, because Lindsay said it was more important than her!"

Classic Broad - hahahahah. Well she might be likeable if she volunteered to be cryogenically frozen in Antarctica.

**ooOORosieOOoo** · August 26th, 2007, 03:15 AM

Originally Posted by Lily

Complimenting someone's looks after plastic surgery is like complimenting someone's cooking skills after they've had dinner catered. Please. Store-bought beauty ain't real.

Good one.

**abbyroadme** · August 28th, 2007, 02:33 AM

That movie looks awful! She is such an awful actress.

**curlysem** · August 28th, 2007, 09:59 AM

sure, like anyone is dying to watch her movies

**Chilly Willy** · August 28th, 2007, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by Gen X EJC

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Jessica Simpson filming "Blonde Ambition" in New York City. March 1, 2007.
Bauer-Griffin.com

If I could change my avatar, this would be the one.

Awesome picture!!!

**cmmdee** · September 29th, 2007, 07:23 PM

HAHA! Does Joe think pushing hte date back will make her a contender for an Oscar? Love it.
He is so creepy, talking about her boobs and stuff. Ick.

**Kirsten89** · January 9th, 2008, 10:46 PM

I work at Blockbuster, so I get to see movies before they are released, so I go in tonight to get some movies, open the locker and there it was....Blonde Ambition. I get free rentals and I wasn't even gonna waste it on that, but i'm tempted just to go and get it just to see how bad it actually is. I mean it is free afterall.