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Thread: Jessica Simpson's dad is delaying the release date of her new movie 'Blond Ambition'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    And RLC needs to shoot her agent. Stat.
    LOL - she needs to shoot her husband ... I blame him for everything - I mean c'mon, the guy is the living example of a buttface. he actually has a butt on his face.

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    This movie looks idiotic. What is up with the constant slapstick comedy? Watching someone fall down (accompanied by a Loony-Tunes style sound effect) isn't even that funny the first time, much less 20 times after that. And Jessica Simpson has NO business being an "actress." Singing ability does NOT equal acting ability, and it's really about time for Jess and her pimp...father.... to accept that.

    If these are the best clips they could put together for a preview, I don't even want to think about how unbelievably bad the movie in its entirety is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    What can I say? Joe Simpson promised to make me a Major Movie Star. Or maybe that was have a bit part in Major Movie Star? I really need to stop that meth so I can work out my blossoming new career. Maybe Britney or Lindsay will be my sober buddy???

    As for this movie... anyone who would choose Jessica Simpson over Rachel Leigh Cook in any way shape or form is just special. And RLC needs to shoot her agent. Stat.
    The only thing Papa Joe wants is to pimp you out like he does his daughters. And he wants some of your meth.

    And I won't even tell you what Britney and Lindsay want, but I promise you it's not underwear.

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    1. they can't even get the 'real' movie announcer guy to narrate this trailer.

    2. i fucking hate that 'suddenly i see' song. how cliche.

    3. luke wilson is being stupid.

    therefore this movie sucks.

    oh yeah and jessica simpson is in it. she's one daft bimbo.

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    ^Oh my god, that's so true. It's not the .....real trailer narrator guy. What the hell is that guy's name? They even used the real trailer narrator guy for the fake trailers in The Holiday.

    This movie looks so bad, and not the good kind of bad. Not the fun, kitschy kind of bad. I mean, the steaming pile of horseshit kind of bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by potato_chips View Post
    Where is ASHLEY!!??! She is sooo much cuter and smarter than this bimbo!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    The only thing Papa Joe wants is to pimp you out like he does his daughters. And he wants some of your meth.

    And I won't even tell you what Britney and Lindsay want, but I promise you it's not underwear.
    I guess Papa Joe thinks that if other people want to see his daughters naked then it's okay for him to. The first time I read an interview with that guy I nearly threw up. It was all about how Jessica had to be a pop singer instead of a Christian singer because you couldn't strap those DD's down! SPECIAL guy.

    I bet Britney and Lindsay want some hints on my meth-od acting!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    I guess Papa Joe thinks that if other people want to see his daughters naked then it's okay for him to. The first time I read an interview with that guy I nearly threw up. It was all about how Jessica had to be a pop singer instead of a Christian singer because you couldn't strap those DD's down! SPECIAL guy.

    I bet Britney and Lindsay want some hints on my meth-od acting!
    Papa Joe is a pervert and a man of God. So, he must be Republican.

    And, trust me, Britney and Lindsay could probably teach you a few things on meth-od acting. Like how to be a drug mule in three easy steps.

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    Ha ha I think it's funny that they're also using her song.....A Public Affair, is that what it's called? Andy Dick was in that video. What's up with that? Does she instill some fierce level of loyalty with people or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Papa Joe is a pervert and a man of God. So, he must be Republican.
    Funniest thing I have read in awhile!!

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    ^^^Missed you too, Cataroo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Ha ha I think it's funny that they're also using her song.....A Public Affair, is that what it's called? Andy Dick was in that video. What's up with that? Does she instill some fierce level of loyalty with people or something?
    I remember that video had a bunch of random actresses I wouldn't associate with Jessica for anything: Eva Longoria and Christina Applegate. I read later that the common link was they all had the same hairdresser Ken Paves. So maybe Dick has had his "hair done" by Paves as well.

    Good thing too, I think Andy Dick might have been the best thing in that movie trailer.

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    ^ And that is sad when Andy Dick is the best thing around. haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    I remember that video had a bunch of random actresses I wouldn't associate with Jessica for anything: Eva Longoria and Christina Applegate. I read later that the common link was they all had the same hairdresser Ken Paves. So maybe Dick has had his "hair done" by Paves as well.

    Good thing too, I think Andy Dick might have been the best thing in that movie trailer.
    That video was retarded. I remember wondering why Eva Longoria was snapping along with the music, like my godmother used to do.

    I liked Andy Dick on Newsradio. And that's all.

    Seriously, I can't stop watching this trailer. It's making me laugh. She keeps pouting and going "hhhwmmmww" and it's not as cute as she thinks. Who directed this piece of donkey poop?

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    ^^ Good to have you back, cataroo!!

    It takes forever with this dial-up, but I'm downloading this piece of garbage anyway.

    I'm on pain meds, so it should be extra entertaining!!

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