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    Quote Originally Posted by blissfullyunaware View Post
    I loved GLITTER!!!!


    just kidding
    In all honesty, though, Jessica Simpson makes Mariah Carey look like Meryl Streep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    In all honesty, though, Jessica Simpson makes Mariah Carey look like Meryl Streep.
    A toothless, one-legged crack-head performing Hamlet in the nude probably has more range than Jessica and Mariah.

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    Kingcap, I didn't realize you saw my 'street' work.

    Just so you know, I've moved on to doing King Lear these days. Although I wouldn't mind doing a DTV Dukes of Hazzard movie.
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    ^^Was that you, Gen? Your 'street' performance blew me away. I think you should be nominated for a Golden Crack Pipe. Bravo.

    But don't cheapen your art by going Hollywood. To thine own self be true.

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    Thanks, bro. You know, I made $20 in tips last week, but I spent it all on meth and now I look like a cross between Fergie and Britney Spears. But on the upside I found out that Joe Simpson will manage me for $30 and a "boobie touch". I guess he gets discounts at the plastic surgeon's now and he thinks he can make me a star.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    A toothless, one-legged crack-head performing Hamlet in the nude probably has more range than Jessica and Mariah.
    Both of them suck donkey balls.

    And seriously....Penelope Ann Miller? Really?
    ....'kay

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    Push it back until the day after the Apocalypse.

    Why is this dumbass getting movie roles? Mariah, Steven Tyler, Mick Jagger, etc have all proven singers don't belong in movies.



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    ^^ Yeah, but she can't really sing either. Maybe the question should be why is she in the entertainment business at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    Thanks, bro. You know, I made $20 in tips last week, but I spent it all on meth and now I look like a cross between Fergie and Britney Spears. But on the upside I found out that Joe Simpson will manage me for $30 and a "boobie touch". I guess he gets discounts at the plastic surgeon's now and he thinks he can make me a star.
    Damn. You just had to go Hollywood, didn't you? It's always the great ones that throw it all away.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Both of them suck donkey balls.
    Well, I always knew Jessica and Mariah had some hidden talents.

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    That is one of THE worst trailers I've ever seen. I wish it would go straight to DVD.
    I saw a film today, oh boy.

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    Wow ... why is she trying to be a female Jerry Lewis? It takes brains to do comedy, not boobs.

    I feel so sorry for Rachel Leigh Cook - who I luv - she obvious is having trouble getting roles and when she does get one ... oh man, she plays second fiddle to Simpleton?

    Luke Wilson must have wanted a new boat or something.

    Basic Rule of Film : If Andy Dick is in the cast list, it's a bomb.

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    "It takes brains to do comedy, not boobs." LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Complimenting someone's looks after plastic surgery is like complimenting someone's cooking skills after they've had dinner catered. Please. Store-bought beauty ain't real.
    LOL.. it's funny, because it's true.

    No one in Hollywood should get a compliment on their looks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RevellingInSane View Post
    Push it back until the day after the Apocalypse.

    Why is this dumbass getting movie roles? Mariah, Steven Tyler, Mick Jagger, etc have all proven singers don't belong in movies.
    One exception: Cher.
    One other exception: Frank Sinatra.

    If you are not Cher or Frank Sinatra...stay out of the movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Damn. You just had to go Hollywood, didn't you? It's always the great ones that throw it all away.
    What can I say? Joe Simpson promised to make me a Major Movie Star. Or maybe that was have a bit part in Major Movie Star? I really need to stop that meth so I can work out my blossoming new career. Maybe Britney or Lindsay will be my sober buddy???

    As for this movie... anyone who would choose Jessica Simpson over Rachel Leigh Cook in any way shape or form is just special. And RLC needs to shoot her agent. Stat.
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